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7/25/2015 11:05:09 PM
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My flip flops got stolen twice... WTF?!?!?!
So my wife and I went to Hawaiian Falls (a water park in Garland, TX) today with my wife's little sister. While we were in the lazy river some -blam!-tard stole my Longhorns flip flops. So we bought a $10 pair from the gift shop. Not even an hour later either the same -blam!-tard or a different one stole those flip flops too. But they did leave my Longhorns flip flops by the lazy river again. So I took them back. And my wife wonders why I have this ever growing desire to stab someone.
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Thanks for the flip flops brah
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You are a man wearing flip flops, did you mean husband?
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1 ReplyThat was me
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2 RepliesThanks for the "how to get free flip flops" walkthrough. I bet you were so happy to get your longhorns back that it doesn't bother you that much that you just bought someone $10 flip-flops.
