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7/25/2015 5:28:44 PM
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Are you an anthropomorphized animal cartoon, and if so, should I be sexually attracted to you?
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Does it help you to think of me that way?
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In what way should I be helped? Do you want be to fondly think and fantasize about you?
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Would that be something you find enjoyable?
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As I asked before, should I enjoy thinking about you like that? Would you be flattered or repulsed?
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Does it put a damper on you to know that I have girlfriend?
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Do you think I was being serious? Do you think that I, too, have a girlfriend, and I have had conversations far worse than this that I am just trying to have fun with? Are you not the one that initiated this conversation by asking if I wanted to get furry with you? DO YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT MY FEELINGS???
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Are you aware that I never asked you to get furry "with me"? Did you know I wasn't serious either? Do you think that I do quasi-care about your feelings? How does that make you feel? Do you like cheese? Do you know the that male pythons have two penises?
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Are you having fun? Do we have a mutual understanding of each other? I care about you, why do you quasi-care about me? Did you say you were not trying to be seductive with me and get hairy, only to be seductive by asking me about other species' penises and to think about them with you?
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Are you aware that I haven't been trying to seduce you, and that I don't find you attractive?
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How do you know I'm not attractive? Why do you want to discuss penises and other random topics? Do you think I find you attractive?
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Did I disappoint you? Do you know other people can find you attractive even if I don't? Do you know I don't really care or want you to be attracted to me?
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Did you know you don't have to be attracted to a guy to have a funny and absurd conversation? Did you know that is what I was trying to do when I asked all those questions, and that I really am not acting like I am attracted to you? Are you a homophobe, considering I have had so many other conversations with other straight guys, and that they have had way more fun than you have, as did I?
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Are you aware that you're completely miscontruing my meanings and insulting me by bringing up this homophobe nonsense? Are you aware that I, too, have had such similarly funny or interesting conversations with guys I do find attractive?
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Don't you know that I am trying to figure out why YOU were aggressive? You seemed irritated in one of your replies, so I was trying to figure out what was going on, you know?
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How was It aggressive? Would it be better to know that I'm very sorry about that and had absolutely no intentions of hostility? Also, did you know that the European Waffle Makers Guild is one of the oldest trade guilds in the world?
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Edited by Phøtøn: 7/25/2015 11:04:13 PM[spoiler]Glad we settled that, sorry if I came off as aggressive to YOU :)[/spoiler] How would one know such information, do you have a special connection to the EWMG?
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Did you know there are things I could tell you about the European Waffle Makers Guild that could get me killed?
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Did you know I just got excited? Don't you like to live on the edge?
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Would you be interested to know that the European Waffle Makers Guild was in existence at the same time as the Knights Templar?
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OOOOOOOOOOOO, is it story time? If you give a good story, I might do something in exchange for you, do we have a deal?
