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Would you rather we covered ourselves in jam and settled it through interpretive dance?
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Wouldn't the jam get stuck in my fur?
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Would you like me to shave you first?
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Do you think that would be awkward?
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Why would the de-furification of another's body be awkward? Do they not say that he who is smooth as a baby seal shall forever know happiness and good fortune?
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It depends on how you want to cause them happiness? How would you like to pleasure my good friend Dan D Lyon?