First of all, go to the police, and frame you for murder, along with your theft. Then murder someone and disguise myself as a woman to go with you to jail. I will bide my time until we get to know each other. Then, the day before you get out, we all go to the showers. Since we're close friends we won't mind being near each other, whilst naked. I'll 'accidentally' knock the soap out of your hand. You'll bend down to pick it up, and I'll unleash my massive horse cock. It's bred specifically to make KFC with. I'll lean down and whisper in your ear: "You remember the time you stole my things? Well you forgot your glove." Then give you your glove back. [spoiler]My second thing is this. If you took away my electronics, why am I here?[/spoiler]