originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
The badass stranger walks in, kills all and burns the digital dojo down. Ah, the stranger's kung fu is very strong...
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*you get killed right before you step into the dojo*
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You were only 14 hours late on saving the dojo. NICE TRY THOUGH....
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*reverses time back to before you steped into the dojo and kills you* Nice try though. *turn time back to the present.
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*reverses time and totally wipes out your whole bloodline to ensure you are never born* * time is reset to moment of dojo being burned down* you loose *FLAWLESS VICTORY* The stranger has ended you before you even existed. NICE TRY THOUGH
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....i am the void your argument is invalid.
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You are the blocked now kid. This is stupid...
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*You were stopped by the power of the Mute button*
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Hey dumbass, mute can't stop me.
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No, but it can mute you...
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Yes, and I wish it would.
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[spoiler]doesnt work like htat [/spoiler]
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Why aren't you the next annoying troll, fück off t(<.<t)
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"My Kung fu is better than yours!" Karate chops a feather,
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[b]catches your hand and compresses it so hard that the blood vains burst [/b]
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You ain't got shit as I just stabbed you repeatidly in the throat with a rusted screwdriver. You died with no dignity, choking on your own blood.
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Edited by Stratos: 7/24/2015 2:01:46 PM[spoiler]use either * marks or the [b ][/b] function to describe doing something ie: *stabs you in the throat* or [b]____ Is stabbed in the throat[/b] And also use " marks or the [i] [/i] function Ie: "You will die in a puddle of your own blood" Or [i]You will die in a puddle of your own blood[/i] [/spoiler]
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Who died and made you the phucken forum police? Are you serious with that bullshit?
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BURUUUSHIT
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2strong4me
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*Defends Dojo with chopsticks* "Come at meh brah."
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You're to late as everyone is dead and there is no more dojo standing because it burned down, or did you miss all that?
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*Was decoy dojo, still waits for you to fight*
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You got sniped in the head while you were waiting. Perfect shot placement between your eyes. You have been creamated and your ashes spread in a chicken house. So long baroness.
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*Caught the bullet with the chopsticks* Denied.
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Nice try, but you've been killed by the stranger. You cant stop a bullet with chopsticks, this story must remain humanly possible as it isnt the kill bill movie.