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Edited by IAmJoshman:
8/15/2015 11:56:45 PM
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The Chuck Norris "Facts" Thread
Let's all perform our daily worship of Chuck Norris
Now please let us hear the "Facts" the Chuck has to offer
News: 50 Facts, Norris approves
News: 100 Facts, Norris is pleased
News: 250 Facts, Chuck killed Osama bin Laden in fit of happiness
News: 550 Facts, Chuck went in time to stop the JFK assasination. As Oswald shot, Chuck's beard caught and shot back the bullets at Oswald, killing him. JFK's head exploded from sheer amazement.
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Best Facts:
Chuck Norris took oranges off an apple tree and made the best lemonade you've ever tasted - JollyRoger343
Chuck Norris was supposed to star in the show "Man vs. Wild," but the directors didn't want kids thinking that "lava is safe to eat" - Rubyk
Chuck Norris can rub 2 pieces of fire together and make wood -WiliestHarbor66
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret - MasterMG33
Chuck Norris can sit in the corner of a circular room - Omalpha
Chuck Norris got into a knife fight... The knife lost - Omalpha
When Chuck Norris dies he will be carrying his own coffin - hertylip
Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare he only eats unicorns - II Âømârk II
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[b][i][u]THE HALL OF THE NORRIS[/u][/i][/b]
[b][i]The Greatest Contributor: Singh1199[/i][/b]
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8 Replies-Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked gay marriage, and fell flat on his ass. -Chuck Norris does not sleep. He's worrying about gay marriage. -Chuck Norris’ tears cure gay marriage. Too bad for him he never cries. -There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only the quivering fear of gay marriage. -Chuck Norris doesn’t do pushups — he might accidentally get gay-married. -When Chuck Norris goes to sleep every night, he would check his closet for gay marriage, if he had a closet. -Chuck Norris does not go opposing gay marriage, because the word “opposing” implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris already failed to stop gay marriage. -If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. Tell him how fabulous gay marriage is. -Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice. But couldn't stop thinking about gay marriage while doing so. -Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Clint Eastwood in the face, because Clint Eastwood supports gay marriage.
