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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/24/2015 4:16:52 AM
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*Is Hammered*
Allllllright! I'm going to beat the shit out of somebody today! Who's the lucky c..
*Vomits*
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"So, what rules are there for the fight? Like anything goes, no guns, only magic, etc?" *spins revolvers*
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*In the background, Valeyard facepalms*
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Your getting drunk like Julie. That's pretty drunk.
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*Galdeo looks at you and bear hugs you while clawing out your spine from the back* [spoiler] Galdeo is a werewolf. And he is drunk.[/spoiler]
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Edited by DigitalNinja: 7/24/2015 4:25:49 AM*I begin stabbing at him to push him off, stumbling as I try regain my balance, but stumble over again*
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*he falls back and eats a wheel of cheese and drinks some of Sithis's special vodka* *Howls* *grabs you and throws you into the wall*
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Edited by DigitalNinja: 7/24/2015 4:32:02 AM*I go through the wall, and land into a keg, shouting incoherent rambling* Yer a [unintelligible] bird poop.
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...*galdeo howls and falls over passed out from drinking to much*
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"You're drunk, go home."
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Whaddya talking about? I'm not drunk. *vomits* Hey... You! Stop looking at me... I warned you.. *Begins viciously attacking a folding chair*
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[b]Lupa walks up behind him and knocks him out using the butt of her rifle[/b]
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*walks out* Hey Lupa! I need ta ask a question. *a man walks out* yeah, he got shot in the head. I fixed him up but he still has some brain damage, mainly memory. Do ya know anything ta fix it? I'll pay.
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"I can fix that."
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How much will it cost?
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"200 gold coins."
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*tosses bag* there's 400 in there.
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*tosses bag* there's 400 in there.
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"Ok, bring him here."
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*snaps in front of the Warriors face and points in front of you. He walks over absent-minded.* do you want me to knock him out or something.
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"I have this handled." [b]Lupa grabs his head and a light emits from her hand as the warrior begins to look around[/b]
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[spoiler]look at the top of the forums for my post. Going on quest with Tubbs and you're the only one I know with dimensional magic. Want to come?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]sure[/spoiler]
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*tosses bag* there's 400 in there.
