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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/24/2015 3:49:47 AM
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*I scream because my arm got ripped off* PUT IT BACK ON!!!!!!!!!!! *I scream even more because the pain*
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*I reconnect it* Now... *I use magyk to fuse it to your body which of course feels life im ripping your toung out of your body*
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*I sit there with tears in my eyes* I CAN'T TAKE THE PAIN!!!! *I start screaming*
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Shut up or ill reconnect it wrong. *I continue the process
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*I shut up*
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*I finish reconnecting it then walk away with some vodka*
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*I look at you* I did that when i was drunk.....
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What!?
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*drunkily laughs* Mi-*burps*might wanna check that arm.....!
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*I look at my arm*
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*its on perfectly straight but a finger is missing* ... *a finger is sticking out of my mouth*
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Put it back!!!!
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*runs away* Catch me if you can! *goes lightspeed around the planet over and over again*
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*the man holds out his hand and waits for you to run in to it*
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*I dodge his hand each time*
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*he fires the laser and keeps it going non stop*
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*I take his arm with me as I run*
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*he is still connected to his arm* *he punches you repeatedly*
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*I drop him in a ocean and continue running*
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*he starts to drown*
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*I use a spell to put him into a bubble while I continue running*
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*he starts floating in the bubble* HELP!!!!!!!!!
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Bye.*runs again*
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*you notice Tubbs is gone* [spoiler]i died in a fight :([/spoiler]
