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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/24/2015 2:34:48 AM
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*a strange man walks up to you and punches you in the face knocking you really far back*
That was from Tubbs. Not me.
*he walks away*
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*a tree root grabs his foot* And this is from that tree he cut down.. *I bit his ears off then rip off his big toe*
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*you bite but nothing happens and your teeth hurt* *he takes his hood off* I'm a cyborg. *he backhands you sending you farther back than before* *he rips through the roots and keeps walking*
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Basterd..... *A acidic pool starts above him and falls down while one appears below him*
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*his body transforms into a rocket and he shoots off* [spoiler]dis guy can do a lot btw[/spoiler] [spoiler]just made him up tbh[/spoiler]
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*a mechanical dragon pops up and swallows him whole then goes into the acidic pool*
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*when it swallows him the rocket bursts out the other side of it and keeps flying* *he then goes back to normal and drops* If you want a fight. Then it's no magic. And only me vs you.
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Fine...... *I pull out a katana from my back* You first.
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*his hand goes into the metal and a orange laser shoots at you* [spoiler]are we killing?[/spoiler] [spoiler]i want this guy alive[/spoiler] *his other hand goes in and a sword comes out to replace it*
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*I dodge the attack* You can do that but I cant use magyk? Bull. *I charge you stab my sword into a current and your whole system overloads* [spoiler]my sword is electric and fire.[/spoiler] [spoiler]no killing were gonna have this fight be a draw and our characters are gonna be friends afterwards.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]seems fair[/spoiler] *the electric makes him stronger* Fine. *he puts the laser away* *he runs at you* *he uppercuts you*
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[spoiler]ever watched bleach*[/spoiler] *Sithis laughs* ........ [i][b]Bankai![/b][/i] *the sword glows you are blinded and I reappear looking like a assassin from AC* Now you can die...... *My assassin blade flies out of my sleeve towards you*
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[spoiler]no[/spoiler] *he goes to dodge it but fails and it hits a spot that's not metal* *he screams* *you suddenly feel a strange pain in your neck*
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[spoiler]it is honestly the best anime ever in my opinion.[/spoiler] *I shoot off assassin blades 2 at a t8me that souround you and then form a circle around your waist then start to squeeze* This is ment to cut you in half.
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*you feel a gun to your head* Make them stop! [spoiler]its me :3[/spoiler] *he(the guy your fighting) ejects the top half and makes all the knives hit each other* *another giant laser goes between the top and bottom half disintegrating all the knives as he reconnects* [spoiler]i don't like anime[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]......we are no longer friends.[/spoiler] .....tubbs.... *i touch your gun which breakes on contact to my finger* Why.... *the knives return to my sleeve* Did you.... *I punch you in the face* Tell this man to punch me.
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[spoiler]:([/spoiler] OWW!!! *I hold my face* That was a nerf gun man! *the man walks up to you and waits for more instructions from me* Me: YOU TRIED TO KILL ME!!!!!! But mainly because he needed to test how good he is in a fight and I thought it would be funny. Which it was when he back handed you and made you go flying. *I start laughing*
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When I cant use magyk or allies it should be expected. I lack in the phisical department. [spoiler]jk. XD[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]ignore the other comment, I misunderstood you[/spoiler] It was still hilarious. DO IT ONE MORE TIME!!! *the man backhands you again*
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....you fucķed up. *I grab his arm and rip it off then backhand him with it*
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*he goes flying* *I start laughing more* *the arm goes flying to him and reconnects* Me:But good fight Sithis. *I get up and back hand you myself* WHAT!? WHY DIDN'T YOU GO FLYING!?!?
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...*I rip off your arm then backhand you with it*
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*I scream because my arm got ripped off* PUT IT BACK ON!!!!!!!!!!! *I scream even more because the pain*
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*I reconnect it* Now... *I use magyk to fuse it to your body which of course feels life im ripping your toung out of your body*
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*I sit there with tears in my eyes* I CAN'T TAKE THE PAIN!!!! *I start screaming*
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Shut up or ill reconnect it wrong. *I continue the process
