originally posted in:The Log Cabin II
I'm not saying they're not, but grills never die. Face it, you've never seen a grill go cold and lifeless. Let's check the facts:
1) [b]Grills are warm[/b]
They just are. You've never seen a cold grill, and never will
2) [b]Grills are filled with noxious gases[/b]
Gases that many would deem harmful to the nose and soul. Never sniff the gases coming from a grill.
3) [b]Grill fetishes[/b]
Their sweet succulent legs, full round bodies, tender ribs, they're impossible to resist. I just want to take a grill home and **** their **** until they **** all over my **** and **** until **** comes home and ****'s my sweet **** for ****ing their beautiful grill.
4) [b]Grills are expensive[/b]
Grills require proper maintenance else they fall apart and refuse to work for you. This requires money or love. either you have enough money to fix that broken grill, or you love that grill so hard that it refuses to leave you empty
And that is why grills are never kill. any questions?
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[quote]Their sweet succulent legs, full round bodies, tender ribs, they're impossible to resist. I just want to take a grill home and **** their **** until they **** all over my **** and **** until **** comes home and ****'s my sweet **** for ****ing their beautiful grill.[/quote]
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*makes tinfoil cocoon and hibernates*
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Yeah.
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-equips tinfoil hat, gloves, chestpiece, legs, and runs away-
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Grills r kill. My grill killed something.
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There*
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I need in this group. Also have you noticed a grill is more likely to hurt you if the grills lid is shut for long periods of time.
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This is a good thread
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mm yeah
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Edited by FeelGoodCEO: 7/24/2015 4:06:02 PM[quote]any questions?[/quote]
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Impressive
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U smart ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
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Why am I not apart of this group. I need a link ASAP
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I love to [i]oil[/i] up my grill.
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I love you.
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Amazing. Just Pure Beauty.
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what's going on today
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Lol you must be kidding me...
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K[i] [/i]