Basically one of my mates is confessing his love to my penis, even after i have told him to stop, I don't have a problem with him talking to it and stuff because in our friendship we try to get along with each others penises as well but for some reason and even after i have told him that it won't happen he is still persisting.
I basically want to know if anyone has been in this situation and what they done?
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I've been in the situation a lot recently. Trust your girlfriend, if she's deserving of it. Don't let it get to you, but if it just continues I would attempt to intervene and talk with your friend. There are certain lines that shouldn't be crossed in the name of respect, and since his efforts are supposedly futile anyway, you should lay down the boundaries. I would also look at your friendship with skepticism.