*Fireteam of LVL 34's land on Earth Patrol*
"Guys, come over here, I found a chest!!!"
*Fireteam rushes over to that location*
*Approaches chest in the middle of a field*
"Wow, what do you think's inside there?"
"Let's find out!"
*Fallen dropship arrives*
*One LVL 8 Dreg jumps out*
"OMGG!! IT'S A DREG! HE'S PROTECTING THE CHEST! WHAT DO WE DO?!?!?"
"Dude, relax, just kill it"
*Approaches the dreg*
[spoiler]Guardian Down[/spoiler]
"WTF?!?"
"How'd you die man?"
"His power level was just too high"
"Nah, you're tripping. Ima get him"
*Approaches dreg*
[spoiler]Guardian Down[/spoiler]
"OMGGG!!! Billy you gotta kill this guy and then revive us!"
Billy: Don't worry fellas, I have Gjallarhorn.
*Other two fireteam members look in awe as he pulls out the Gjallarhorn*
[spoiler]Insert Choir Music[/spoiler]
"Well, what are you waiting for, Billy? Go take him out and rescue us!!"
Billy: -blam!-. I have no ammo for it.
"Go eat a heavy synth, dummy"
Billy: What did you just say?
"Just you know, go to your Consumables and eat a heavy synth man. It'll give you heavy ammo."
Billy: Why the -blam!- would I eat a heavy synth? I don't want to digest that shit.
"Just -blam!-ing do it man. It'll give you heavy ammo and then you can save us"
Billy: No. One does not simply EAT a heavy ammo synth.
*POPS heavy ammo synth*
[spoiler]Starts sweating[/spoiler]
Billy: Alright guys, I'm going in.
[spoiler]Guardian Down[/spoiler]
"BILLY, WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU, I TOLD YOU TO EAT THE HEAVY SYNTH, NOT POP IT!!!"
Billy: Guys, that dreg was lagging I swear. I -blam!-ing hate this game.
*Fin*
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lmaooo