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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/22/2015 9:04:33 PM
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What? You tries to kill me first.
*sweeps at your feet and trips you*
*jumps up*
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Well...it wasn't LETHAL.... *jumps and kicks you in the ribs* [spoiler]there is a cool down on the pants right?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]yeah[/spoiler] [spoiler]5 turns[/spoiler] *I grab your foot and kick you in the balls*
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 7/26/2015 5:06:53 PMOOF! *holds balls as walking away awkwardly* You...are such a cock.... *throws a hookblade around your throat* [spoiler]you grabbed my foot while we were both mid air right?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]i didn't know we were in midair[/spoiler] Ow. Stop it. *Im getting pulled by the hookblade*
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 7/26/2015 5:21:03 PM*pulls you closer* [spoiler]lol ya we were both jumping [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]cool[/spoiler] Stop it! [spoiler]fun fight[/spoiler]
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 7/26/2015 5:27:42 PM[spoiler]its because of the one move system. Me and ninja were the first to pull it off and it was the best fight I've had[/spoiler] *pulls you down and I raise my blade*
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Ow! *I fall and faceplant*
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*brings the sword down on you*
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What!? *I roll out of the way* I thought we were done killing each other!
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I'm testing you tubs. So far you haven't given me what I seek. [spoiler]use your shield more[/spoiler] *spin attacks*
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[spoiler]oh[/spoiler] *since im still laying down, you trip over me*
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Shit! *falls* Uh...that failed miserably....
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*I get up* *I hold out my hand(to help you up)*
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We aren't done yet tubs! *trips you*
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[spoiler]i was gonna do something funny[/spoiler] *I trip and land on you*
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Damnit tubbs! *throws you off and gets back up*
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*uses the shield so you can't throw me off* Ha! *I kick you in the balls* *I start laughing*
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BITCH! *grabs my knife and I stab you again* Use your shield right! And STOP HITTING MY BALLS!
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*I grab your hand before you stab me* *I twist it* *I take the knife and throw it at your balls* I'LL NEVER STOP!!!!!!!
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*moves up to prevent ball stab* *knees you straight in the balls* HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?!
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*he falls over* Ow. *he holds his balls*
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How do you feel?! *attacks you* [spoiler]you can use your shield more. And it's not a moment of invincibility you shake off. You use it manually. So it's more epic[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]ok[/spoiler] *he pukes on you*
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Ugh... That's disgusting
