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7/22/2015 5:27:23 AM
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No. Are you asking me to call the police?
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Sir! Shall I call the police??
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Call the police now!
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Will do! Be careful sir! *Runs off to find a phone so I can dial 9-1-1*
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The cops ain't gonna do anything! *points weapon at you* Gimme all the hotel food or I shall take over this hotel myself!
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*pulls taser out from under desk* Not on my watch.
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*shocked for a second* Dats sum boolsheet. Laggg! *shoots up the place*
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*hides under desk* *dials 911*
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*shuts down all wireless communication via phone* Ha, Watch Dogs boolsheet! *in hotel restaurant, putting all the ham and cheese in heist bag* Ohh yess. All mine!
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Too late. They're already on their way.
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Fack. *runs out of back of hotel exit, gets in a car with a fake license plate, drives away* Oh yeah, free food!
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I'm a big boi! Them shockers ain't gonna do anything to me.
