Hahaha. Pathetic. Some people take stuff and just run with it but don't realize how absurd they sound to the majority of the population. I doubt Fox News fully backs this columnist's opinion. If you read these types of articles, there is usually a disclaimer at the top that says the opinions expressed below are not the views of fox, cnn, etc. Edit: picked up the satire. My statement above would still apply if this had been real.