originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
*Practices martial arts in a forest, near a running waterfall. Fallen appear. Does epic Kung Fu to kill a platoon of enemies; 7 Dregs, 4 Vandals, and the leading Captain.*
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[b]head shots you with a sniper Walks up and Pulls out a hand cannon[/b] No [b]shoots[/b] Desticles [b]shoots[/b] Are [b]shoots[/b] Allowed [b]shoots[/b] Get [b]shoots[/b] The [b]shoots[/b] Fûck [b]shoots[/b] Out!!!!
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Kills a real threat! somehtign that at least has an IQ avobe 5 not Desticle badies thso ahve liek negative IQ and htat int even possible
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NO DESTICLES. PERIOD. *kicks you in the balls*
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Sorry :( meet me with ninja justice.
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Nah. Your good. Your ball aren't though.
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*100 Skolas clones appear and target you*
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*The power of Skolas is too immense, and his abilities are tainted. He is left weak, retreating to the dojo, left with the stench of defeat. Bit his defeat is met with mercy, and his master forgives him, and recognizes the strength of his opponents.*
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*They chase you*
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*Is not pleased, sends in 5 scorch captains*
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*He becomes enraged, and unleashes his fury into the scorch captains, strike by strike, but the scorch captains are fierce, and powerful...*
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Edited by StarWarsBantBakn: 7/21/2015 2:10:38 AM...and because of you, dead [spoiler]and why only 99 bears[/spoiler]
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999 wouldn't fit