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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/20/2015 11:41:32 PM
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*walks in the dojo*
I'm back for good now. What did I miss?
English
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[spoiler]oh[/spoiler] *since im still laying down, you trip over me*
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Shit! *falls* Uh...that failed miserably....
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*I get up* *I hold out my hand(to help you up)*
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We aren't done yet tubs! *trips you*
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[spoiler]i was gonna do something funny[/spoiler] *I trip and land on you*
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Damnit tubbs! *throws you off and gets back up*
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*uses the shield so you can't throw me off* Ha! *I kick you in the balls* *I start laughing*
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BITCH! *grabs my knife and I stab you again* Use your shield right! And STOP HITTING MY BALLS!
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*I grab your hand before you stab me* *I twist it* *I take the knife and throw it at your balls* I'LL NEVER STOP!!!!!!!
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*moves up to prevent ball stab* *knees you straight in the balls* HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?!
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*he falls over* Ow. *he holds his balls*
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How do you feel?! *attacks you* [spoiler]you can use your shield more. And it's not a moment of invincibility you shake off. You use it manually. So it's more epic[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]ok[/spoiler] *he pukes on you*
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Ugh... That's disgusting
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Sorry. *I get up*
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You...okay?
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Yeah. *I kick you in the balls and do a victory dance*
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Well. I had this mask here for you. But you didn't REALLY show you could use the pants. All you proved is that you like balls...
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HEY!!! I WILL PROVE IT!!!!! Rematch? Or are you scared?
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Oh. I'm never shy from a fight tubbs. *arms mist up*
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*I stab you with my poisonous scythe*
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DAMN! Uhh...I feel... Shitty... *grabs my sword and cuts the scythe in two*
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*the blade fails to cut* *I spin it and the bottom opens up and shoots out poisonous gas* This is my favorite weapon. [spoiler]btw both sides have a blade[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]what does the poison do?[/spoiler] *pulls out valkry and shoots two arrows at the same time at you* [spoiler]that was a mouthful but it was one movement[/spoiler]
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Edited by JealousOrc: 7/26/2015 9:29:43 PM*I use the pants* [spoiler]poisons you[/spoiler] *I kick you back* [spoiler]I didn't use a dose big enough to kill you. But it will hurt you like normal poison.[/spoiler]
