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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/20/2015 1:21:24 PM
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Well, after getting killed by a giant bunny (stepped on) and coming back to life I should train. I WILL kill that rabbit!
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Can I kill it with you?
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No, this is a hare I must take on alone! Though some guy who hates me is selling tickets to watch the rematch.
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Oh....have fun!
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It shall be roasted over a fire!
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*walks up* so, you looking for someone to spar with?
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Sure, but uh...do you allow pineapples?
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That depends, are we fighting with weapons or just fists, and is magic allowed
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Start of with fists and only non projectile magic. I'm just getting warmed up after all.
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"Ok. Go!" I shout and try to sweep your leg with a flaming kick.
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Ow burns! *falls to floor only to recover and flip up*
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*as you flip up, I come crashing down on you with both hands, jumping from the wall* [spoiler]your move[/spoiler]
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*rebounds off the ground with an uppercut*
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As the uppercut connects, I knew you in the floating ribs, and you hear cracking.
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Ow, I needed that rib! *roundhouse kick*
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*as your kick reaches your target, I bob under it. While you recover from your kick, I grab you in a hold, pinning your arms, and suplex you
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Well, hold me closer why don't you? *grabs your shoulder and pushes while pulling with a leg around yours, tripping you*
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*still holding on* "is it a bit hot in here" I say and I spontaneously combust
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"Damn magic..." Uses fire extinguisher*
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Edited by StarWarsBantBakn: 7/22/2015 2:21:14 AM*through the white you can see I still burn, lines cracking through my skin, like magma flowing* "Vulcan wants to know, are you scared?" I say and rush you, still on fire. [spoiler]going to sleep. Continue tomorrow. Also, keep thinking[/spoiler]
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"Water break?"
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"Sure" [spoiler]im Back[/spoiler]
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*looks in what appears to be a random direction* "didnt think that would work" *downs a gallon of water*
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"Alright. You ready to continue?"
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"Not at all, but okay!" *pulls out water pistol*
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Edited by StarWarsBantBakn: 7/22/2015 2:44:03 PM"Ummmmmm, okay? Soooooo, now it's a gunfight?" I pull out my 2 revolvers loaded with HE rounds [spoiler]HE=highly explosive[/spoiler]
