My day can't simply be described in one word. Instead, I'm gonna describe it in several without spacing.
WELLITWAS-blam!-INGCRAZYASSHITMATELIKEHELLA-blam!-INGEXPLOSIONSANDSHITBROISWEARTOFREAKINGMOTHEREARTHISEENA-blam!-INGTEENAGEMUTANTNINJATURTLEDANANANANANANANANANNANABATMAAAAAAAAAANSOMANY-blam!-INGEXPLOSIONSITWASINSANEAS-blam!-MANYOUSHOULDVE-blam!-INGBEENHEREITWASLIKEAGAMEOFCALLOFDUTYWITHOUTTHEDUTYBECAUSEITS-blam!-INGCHICAGOANDSHITJUSTEXPLODESFORNOREASONHERE.
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That's 20 words, you're disqualified.
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You counted all those words? I'm impressed. If I could high five you, I would.