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Edited by HappyMeal75:
7/20/2015 1:22:55 AM
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Whats the funniest VoG You've ever done?
What's the funniest VoG you've ever done?
Here's mine...
I was doing an LFG raid, there was a try hard and a confused guy, they fought the whole raid, but Atheon was the best part. (we were the only ones talking)
C:confused
T:Try hard
H:Happy Meal (me)
Also this is not our first attempt at Atheon
(Atheon fight begins)
C: Guys I know it
T,H:What?
C:The chest
T:what chest?
C:The exotic one
H:What about it?
C:The exotic chest is inside atheons critical, but he went back in time and took it out, then he throw As far as he can and it land in chest room
T: ....
H: ....
C:Guys it's true I read the grimore
(Confused guy is currently dead after falling off a cliff)
T: NO!
C: What?
T: THATS NOT TRUE, CAN YOU EVEN READ?
H:Whoa why you freaking out?
T:HE DOESNT DESERVE THAT GRIMORE! MINE IS NEARLY MAX AND ITS OFFENSIVE THAT HE HAS HALF AS MUCH!
H: Dude calm down
T: NO! HE DOESNT DESERVE THIS GAME, THAT PRATORIEN FOIL HE GOT, HE SHOULDNT EVEN BE A 29!
(Silence)
5 minutes later...
(Atheon dies, rewards drop)
H: Dam it!
T: F!CK
C: What's a Mythoclast? (He said it Mi-to-clast)
T: ARE YOU F!CKING KIDDING ME! I F!CKING HA-(leaves party and game)
To be fair the confused guy had been bugging the try hard the whole raid, including taking the relic at Atheon, then while in the time stream, getting up to get doughnuts.
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1 ReplyLol I wouldn't say it's funny but I was playing a round with a group of 34s...and this little kid was like "you don't need both shields to get atheon out, you only need one" *of corse atheon no spawn and if you take to long oracles spawn and end the round* This went on for about 30 minutes before i decided to just solo a portal myself...so here's me a defender Titan opening a portal and running as fast as my little chubby Titan legs can carry me into a portal, spamming grenades and shotgun shells to kill the gatekeeper. Keeper dies, I snag the shield but on my way out I'm getting pelted by vex and have very little health left...I jump back through the portal and as soon as I get through....*pew* a hobgoblin picks me off cause NO ONE WAS GUARDING THE DAM PORTAL! Of course the kid started freaking out like "what a noob! He dies to a hobgoblin lolololol! This is why we only need one shield" and then everyone wipes cuz ya know, dropped relic = wipe. Next try tho I'm pleased to say i made it in and out of the portal in 10 seconds and retrieved a relic in the process. We fanged the raid and guess what my reward was? Nope, not a mythoclast. What's that? Praetorian foil? Ha! Nope! I got atheons epilogue....literally the worst weapon to get (not to mention its the 3rd one I've gotten) Moral of the story, protect the goddam portal!
