Wrath: Ye shall not rage at the noobs that will not shut up or listen during raids. Ye shall merely mute and/or kick them.
Greed: Ye shall not take all the heavy ammo when teammates are nearby and no enemies are present. Nor shall ye take the scorch canons and/or pikes when another is using and/or in need of them. This is the gravest of sins guardian.
Sloth: Ye shall not AFK during strikes, as this will cause ye to be reported and/or banned by the great and powerful Bungie.
Pride: Ye shall not act entitled to other players in the crucible because ye sport a special emblem. Thou shall die a terrible death while tbagging a competitor at the hands of their teammates.
Lust: Thou shall not lust after Petra in the reef, for she will take your manhood and feed it to Skolas.
Envy: Ye shall not be envious of another's RNGESUS blessing. Your time shall come if ye are deserving and patient.
Gluttony: Thou shall not be a kill whore in control. Thou shall play the objective or move on to clash, skirmish or rumble.
-
lol funny