Have you not heard of autocorrect? Because it's a real bastard sometimes, yes?
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Are you Variks?
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Were I Variks, you would hear my staff slamming into the ground at the start of every sentence, do you hear a staff slamming into the ground?
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I thought so, but could it be that it is actually poker chips, chess pieces and other game pieces exploding in the oven?
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Your ears are finely tuned my friend, do you have enhancements?
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Did I just awkwardly realize you are not the OP of this comment? Are my eyes worse than my genetically enhanced ears?