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Edited by Ultron:
7/20/2015 4:55:44 PM
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Real Year One Guardians Only (EDITED)
Year one is coming to an end and we will have a greater influx of casuals than Christmas 2014. I decided to make a checklist for us [b][i][u]"Real"[/u][/i][/b] year one folks. For example of a casual just look at Deej. Without any further delays behold:
-Must have every exotic in the game.(including Ps exclusives)
-Been a "real" Lv. 30 without iron banner gear.
-Been a "real" Lv. 32 without iron banner gear.
-know how to use both relics.
-Full set of Vog and Crota weapons.
-Max grimoire is a must
-Medal score of at least 1Million
-Platinum Destiny including a non cheese flawless raider.
-Gone flawless in Trials of Osiris with all 3 Classes.
-Moment of triumph completed
-Full set of at least [b]1[/b] faction shaders + Ship.
-Remember the Suros regime reign, Atheon push, Templar push, sniping from hobgoblins platform in Vog, Op Vex mythoclast, loot cave and more...
-Atleast 500 followers in bungie.net
-Must have jumped the hell mouth (horizontally) with a sparrow.
-Striker smash through VoG jumping puzzle
-Must have every adept weapon/PoE weapons suck
Feel free to add more.
This thread is meant for the elite of the elite. Casuals are not welcome and will be ridiculed. Everyone should be meeting the criteria! Signed if you are a "[b][i][u]real[/u][/i][/b]" year one guardian!
[b][i][u]Real OG:[/u][/i][/b]
-Ultron-19*
*Missing fate of all fools. Bungie pls give
[b][i][u]Butthurt casuals[/u][/i]:[/b]
[spoiler]Everyone not on the list above [/spoiler]
[b][i]I like to thank all of you [u]casuals[/u] for showing me some love! [/i][/b]
[i]Edit: I'm sorry if my try hard mega virgin zombie vampire ass among other insults offended some of you filthy casuals. It's all shit and giggles. Anyone in the ps4 that needs help with any end game content add [b]Ultron-19[/b] for help. [/i]
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You forgot the "getting slung up by lamps"
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Your list is off... by a lot. To be a year one player, you must have played year one. Simple. Easy. For you, though, the criteria is different. If you want to be a REAL year one player, a REAL elitist, you must have beaten all levels of the PoE without dying once, you need to flawless the trials without dying at all, YOU need to have 5,673,397 medal score, max grim, own all of the weapons ever offered, dismantle your gjallarhorn (because gjallarhorn is for scrubs, I mean, let's face it. A [i]REAL[/i] elitist such as yourself doesn't need such a good gun to be successful), you need to have a 10.50 KD in the crucible. Remember, real elitists of destiny can't be real elitists until MY list is finished. If you can't do that, you, Ultron, are just garbage, and even SmoggyPluto is better than you. [spoiler]P.S. OP IZ FGT[/spoiler]
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9 RepliesB8-O-Meter ___ |__| |█| How many fish are you trying to catch? |█| |█| That's a lot of b8 |█| |█| Definitely b8 |█| |█| B8 |█| |█| Probably b8 |█| |█| might be b8 |█| |█| Unlikely b8 |█| |█| Probably not b8 |█| |█| Not b8 conclusion: Op is fgt
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1 ReplyDay 1 barely got shit because I aint got enough time to do this
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Edited by kinlokk: 7/19/2015 5:49:48 AMOh just looked at your playtime and its not a lot huh? I dont really consider you a year 1 player.
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This is so cute, he's trying to act serious too
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1 ReplyGood thing I'm day one and I'm a casual right?
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1 ReplyI actually know someone who meets these requirements.
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Oops almost tripped on all this bait
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im the meanwhile check out my thread: your'e a fake 30 if you use ib gear
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Edited by AOSUOMI: 7/19/2015 5:10:39 AMI was sitting as a 24 at the time. Got that pulse rifle for xmas and dismantled it. It was just bad.
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Why don't you go and ask Bungie the definition of a year one player because I think you missed what it means by a lot. [spoiler]elitists aren't welcome on the forums[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyRequirements for day one players: Play on Day one.
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(Yelling from the basement). "MOM! We're out of Doritos! Can you pick some up next time you go to the store?"
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^ "how to waste a life"- the people with common sense (just a joke no need to be pissy)
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In other words, this is the thread for players who have no job, no kids, no spouse, no life, and do nothing all day except sit and play Destiny.
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1 Replyand this is a Real case of Special Snowflake Syndrome
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(>'.')> <('.'<) (^'.'^) <('.')> ( '.')
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This would be a standard for people playing this game on Destinys year 10
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1 ReplyYou seem very naive... someone's always trying to divide gamers, make others hate and despise people who aren't "committed" to their expectations. It's a game, most are here to have fun. I'm a "Real" year one because I bought and played it on release. Get over yourself.
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I have it hahah
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4 RepliesAnd another Reason your Incorrect about this list because either you have all of the PoE because you hate PvP like me or you are a Noob and Lagswitch your way to flawless in Trials of Osiris
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Edited by InfinityOnHigh95: 7/19/2015 3:29:04 AMTranslation: year 1 players have no life (according to OP)
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Also known as "No Life"
