Year one is coming to an end and we will have a greater influx of casuals than Christmas 2014. I decided to make a checklist for us [b][i][u]"Real"[/u][/i][/b] year one folks. For example of a casual just look at Deej. Without any further delays behold:
-Must have every exotic in the game.(including Ps exclusives)
-Been a "real" Lv. 30 without iron banner gear.
-Been a "real" Lv. 32 without iron banner gear.
-know how to use both relics.
-Full set of Vog and Crota weapons.
-Max grimoire is a must
-Medal score of at least 1Million
-Platinum Destiny including a non cheese flawless raider.
-Gone flawless in Trials of Osiris with all 3 Classes.
-Moment of triumph completed
-Full set of at least [b]1[/b] faction shaders + Ship.
-Remember the Suros regime reign, Atheon push, Templar push, sniping from hobgoblins platform in Vog, Op Vex mythoclast, loot cave and more...
-Atleast 500 followers in bungie.net
-Must have jumped the hell mouth (horizontally) with a sparrow.
-Striker smash through VoG jumping puzzle
-Must have every adept weapon/PoE weapons suck
Feel free to add more.
This thread is meant for the elite of the elite. Casuals are not welcome and will be ridiculed. Everyone should be meeting the criteria! Signed if you are a "[b][i][u]real[/u][/i][/b]" year one guardian!
[b][i][u]Real OG:[/u][/i][/b]
-Ultron-19*
*Missing fate of all fools. Bungie pls give
[b][i][u]Butthurt casuals[/u][/i]:[/b]
[spoiler]Everyone not on the list above [/spoiler]
[b][i]I like to thank all of you [u]casuals[/u] for showing me some love! [/i][/b]
[i]Edit: I'm sorry if my try hard mega virgin zombie vampire ass among other insults offended some of you filthy casuals. It's all shit and giggles. Anyone in the ps4 that needs help with any end game content add [b]Ultron-19[/b] for help. [/i]
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All are wrong
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Funny stuff
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The fuq? Satire much right?
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Must be a bitch to be an Xbox User. [quote]-Must have every exotic in the game.(including Ps exclusives)[/quote]
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How do you not have every set of raid gear as a requirement?
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Casuals can't be year one even if they played since launch? How does that work. Pretty sure to be a "real" year one player you just have to play during the first year. Since launch if you want any sort of stipulation.
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Ship and shader is based solely on rng. So setting that as a requirement is retarded. As is max grimoire. Not everyone can be bothered to grind public events and vip kills.
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Consult this check list to see if you are a year one player -played destiny the first year it was out
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Okay let me say goodbye to my loved ones so I can impress my friends on the [u][i]REAL[/i][/u] Year One Guardians list!!!!!!!
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"Latesatire."
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Sooooo because I haven't had rng luck I'm not a real year one player..
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Look! Another forum poster making up completely self-gratifying qualifications to consider himself part of a group that does not have defined parameters to be a part of, resulting in a massive douchy feeling emanating from the very text on the screen! Congatulations sir, nobody cares!
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Wait I'm not a real year one player cause i haven't dropped a shader and ship? Your logic is flawed.
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Let me guess, you don't have a job and live with your parents?
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I've played since the beta, I am a year one day one player regardless of your dumb ass thread.
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This is more like I have no life checklist
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This whole list just means you never seen sunlight not even through your windows. Probably don't even have windows
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Who gives a shit. Players are players, just stop naming people off like u own them.
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Are you -blam!-ing mad i bet no one has that and -blam!- the bit about play station exclusive a year one player is simple you play before year two starts and its people like you that got the ice breaker and black hammer nerfed and ill will admit it i starting playing after Christmas in January and I can win a gun fight in PvP against someone who starting playing in November i know how to run relic on Vog and sword on Crota. Get real
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Another thing, the reason your dumbass doesnt DESERVE the fate of all fools is because its ONLY for the ONE person that does have it! Because destiny helped him recover FROM BRAIN SURGERY. NOW THAT MAN IS A BETTER GUARDIAN THAN ANYONE
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Oh look, the -blam!- i was giving just vanished!
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Real year one guardians should have MAX grimoire on their respective console.
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You don't have FOAF? Ha, get off that list you filthy casual! If you didn't use Destiny as a part of therapy your a scrub.
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Holy -blam!- you're stupid. Signed, someone who's had destiny since launch.
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Sad you aren't an alpha. That's too bad.
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My kd > your scrub ass kd