Year one is coming to an end and we will have a greater influx of casuals than Christmas 2014. I decided to make a checklist for us [b][i][u]"Real"[/u][/i][/b] year one folks. For example of a casual just look at Deej. Without any further delays behold:
-Must have every exotic in the game.(including Ps exclusives)
-Been a "real" Lv. 30 without iron banner gear.
-Been a "real" Lv. 32 without iron banner gear.
-know how to use both relics.
-Full set of Vog and Crota weapons.
-Max grimoire is a must
-Medal score of at least 1Million
-Platinum Destiny including a non cheese flawless raider.
-Gone flawless in Trials of Osiris with all 3 Classes.
-Moment of triumph completed
-Full set of at least [b]1[/b] faction shaders + Ship.
-Remember the Suros regime reign, Atheon push, Templar push, sniping from hobgoblins platform in Vog, Op Vex mythoclast, loot cave and more...
-Atleast 500 followers in bungie.net
-Must have jumped the hell mouth (horizontally) with a sparrow.
-Striker smash through VoG jumping puzzle
-Must have every adept weapon/PoE weapons suck
Feel free to add more.
This thread is meant for the elite of the elite. Casuals are not welcome and will be ridiculed. Everyone should be meeting the criteria! Signed if you are a "[b][i][u]real[/u][/i][/b]" year one guardian!
[b][i][u]Real OG:[/u][/i][/b]
-Ultron-19*
*Missing fate of all fools. Bungie pls give
[b][i][u]Butthurt casuals[/u][/i]:[/b]
[spoiler]Everyone not on the list above [/spoiler]
[b][i]I like to thank all of you [u]casuals[/u] for showing me some love! [/i][/b]
[i]Edit: I'm sorry if my try hard mega virgin zombie vampire ass among other insults offended some of you filthy casuals. It's all shit and giggles. Anyone in the ps4 that needs help with any end game content add [b]Ultron-19[/b] for help. [/i]
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Edited by bad-bunsery: 7/19/2015 8:46:42 PMBeen here since beta and could care less about extra "i was here first" bullpoop. Its nice, but doesnt help me play the game. I like the triumph goal though, but i had it all done before i knew it was there, minus skolas, have yet to do it. I just wish they had more available shaders and emblems to pick from. Wish there were goals to attain them too. That would make it fun and hard earned instead of "i bought the game first give me free stuff!".
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I still don't understand why this matters, everyone on destiny is a year one player.
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Really? Get off your elitist boat and get a life.
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You have about 2000 hours played get a life!
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Have you been outside before?
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I'm a year one player...you? You're the reason don't play destiny like that, it'll melt your brain make you absolutely dumb and oblivious to the world around you.
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(>'.')> <('.'<) (^'.'^) <('.')> ( '.')
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Ha I bet you don't have all these done, if you do. Get a life
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Lol at the people who can't seem to read the hashtags.
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Question, what's the second relic?
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You are a "real" idiot.
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This post should read "IRL Virgins Sign Here"
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Anyone who says anything or is playing Destiny right now is a year 1 guardian
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Here i made a list of a day one player 1. Bought the game on September 9th 2014
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1000hours still no realy year one Pls m8
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You can jump off a cliff a real year one would be the one to still play the game even after all the nerfs and buffs
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Did all this and also got the Fate of All Fools from a flawless solo VOG hard run using only the Stranger's Rifle.
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Forever 29. Couldn't get that chest.
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Bellend
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Went to midnight launch inserted disk. The end
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Some of these are... a little extremely IE full 100% grimoire but I have don't most of these
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The funny part is, is that these are not requirements from year one players they reauirements from a tryhard a year one players are the ones who owned the game during the first year of the release people like you are a big reason why people are leaving...
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Wait so in order to be a REAL year one player you have to have a play station? #deej maybe this guy does deserve the gun named after him. You sir are indeed a fool
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As a real Year One Launch Day player.... No one will know the true horrors of Rahool and the Legendary Engram "mishaps" That was unbelievable how hard it was to acquire and find a Legendary but then to only see that precious Legendary turn into a handicapped Rare weapon.... No one will experience that horror or feel their hate for Rahool.... Real year one destiny players know what I am talking about.... Will also never know about the Horrible bountys from old Ironbanner and Queens Wrath.... Those were horrifically hard to complete ....
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That's pretty cool. I also made a checklist: 1. Play during year one.
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All are wrong