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Edited by Ultron:
7/20/2015 4:55:44 PM
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Real Year One Guardians Only (EDITED)
Year one is coming to an end and we will have a greater influx of casuals than Christmas 2014. I decided to make a checklist for us [b][i][u]"Real"[/u][/i][/b] year one folks. For example of a casual just look at Deej. Without any further delays behold:
-Must have every exotic in the game.(including Ps exclusives)
-Been a "real" Lv. 30 without iron banner gear.
-Been a "real" Lv. 32 without iron banner gear.
-know how to use both relics.
-Full set of Vog and Crota weapons.
-Max grimoire is a must
-Medal score of at least 1Million
-Platinum Destiny including a non cheese flawless raider.
-Gone flawless in Trials of Osiris with all 3 Classes.
-Moment of triumph completed
-Full set of at least [b]1[/b] faction shaders + Ship.
-Remember the Suros regime reign, Atheon push, Templar push, sniping from hobgoblins platform in Vog, Op Vex mythoclast, loot cave and more...
-Atleast 500 followers in bungie.net
-Must have jumped the hell mouth (horizontally) with a sparrow.
-Striker smash through VoG jumping puzzle
-Must have every adept weapon/PoE weapons suck
Feel free to add more.
This thread is meant for the elite of the elite. Casuals are not welcome and will be ridiculed. Everyone should be meeting the criteria! Signed if you are a "[b][i][u]real[/u][/i][/b]" year one guardian!
[b][i][u]Real OG:[/u][/i][/b]
-Ultron-19*
*Missing fate of all fools. Bungie pls give
[b][i][u]Butthurt casuals[/u][/i]:[/b]
[spoiler]Everyone not on the list above [/spoiler]
[b][i]I like to thank all of you [u]casuals[/u] for showing me some love! [/i][/b]
[i]Edit: I'm sorry if my try hard mega virgin zombie vampire ass among other insults offended some of you filthy casuals. It's all shit and giggles. Anyone in the ps4 that needs help with any end game content add [b]Ultron-19[/b] for help. [/i]
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Fixed (ps I'm a [b][i][u]REAL[/u][/i][/b] day one player CUZ I played and enjoyed the game day one : [quote]Year one is coming to an end and we will have a greater influx of casuals than Christmas 2014. I decided to make a checklist for us [b][i][u]"Real"[/u][/i][/b] no life fags. For example of a casual just look at myself. Without any further delays behold: -Must have every exotic in the game.(including Ps exclusives) -Been a "real" Lv. 30 without iron banner gear. -Been a "real" Lv. 32 without iron banner gear. -know how to use both relics. -Full set of Vog and Crota weapons. -Max grimoire is a must -Medal score of at least 1Million -Platinum Destiny including a non cheese flawless raider. -Gone flawless in Trials of Osiris with all 3 Classes. -Moment of triumph completed -Full set of at least [b]1[/b] faction shaders + Ship. -Remember the Suros regime reign, Atheon push, Templar push, sniping from hobgoblins platform in Vog, Op Vex mythoclast, loot cave and more... Feel free to add more. This thread is meant for the faggiest of the fags. People with lives are not welcome and will be ridiculed. Everyone should be meeting the criteria! Signed if you are a "[b][i][u]real[/u][/i][/b]" no life -blam!-! *Missing fate of all fools. Bungie pls give[ us I wanna be faggier/quote]
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1 Replyi dont hav all the exotics, suck with the relic on VoG, and sure as hell dont hav almost any of the other things u mentioned, but i dont feel like im trash at this game, ur definition of casual must just mean that they dont spend every waking moment on destiny
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1 ReplyHave you ever had sex?
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1 ReplyI think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
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1 Reply
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I think getting lvl 32 without the dark below also deserves a little triumph (kuch kuch)
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1 ReplyEdited by That_Diesel_Man: 7/18/2015 9:27:13 PMSorry but level 32 doesn't count. That was to easy also But your grimore god damn! I thought my shit was high lol
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2 RepliesI think this is supposed to have #satire
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7 RepliesIf you have "accomplished" everything on the checklist above you most likely don't have a life or responsibilities.
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1 ReplyThese have to stop
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I guess being a year one without 1Mil Medal isn't a year one. Or the Maximum Grimoire either. Wow. [spoiler]You forgot Forever29[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesMax grimoire is stupid. Literally just looking for ghosts. That shows you're a vet?
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You are the most precious of snowflakes. Now go melt.
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3 RepliesThis post makes me sick
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1 ReplyEdited by GuardianGroove: 7/18/2015 9:16:14 PMLol I can't be year one because I don't play on PS4? I guess having the game since September 9th 2014 means nothing. [i]Rip OP's social life[/i]
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3 RepliesNo life group assemble
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3 Replies[quote]Year one is coming to an end and we will have a greater influx of casuals than Christmas 2014. I decided to make a checklist for us [b][i][u]"Real"[/u][/i][/b] year one folks. For example of a casual just look at Deej. Without any further delays behold: -Must have every exotic in the game.(including Ps exclusives) -Been a "real" Lv. 30 without iron banner gear. -Been a "real" Lv. 32 without iron banner gear. -know how to use both relics. -Full set of Vog and Crota weapons. -Max grimoire is a must -Medal score of at least 1Million -Platinum Destiny including a non cheese flawless raider. -Gone flawless in Trials of Osiris with all 3 Classes. -Moment of triumph completed -Full set of at least [b]1[/b] faction shaders + Ship. -Remember the Suros regime reign, Atheon push, Templar push, sniping from hobgoblins platform in Vog, Op Vex mythoclast, loot cave and more... Feel free to add more. This thread is meant for the elite of the elite. Casuals are not welcome and will be ridiculed. Everyone should be meeting the criteria! Signed if you are a "[b][i][u]real[/u][/i][/b]" year one guardian! [b][i][u]Real OG:[/u][/i][/b] -Ultron-19* *Missing fate of all fools. Bungie pls give[/quote] Another one of these posts, huh? Yikes...
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"Elite" is used pretty loosely here...
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3 RepliesEdited by BringMeTheHarpy: 7/18/2015 9:12:53 PMOr just be there in the games first year and stop trying to make yourself superior when you're actually just a little [b]b[/b][b]itch[/b]
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You're missing the Ghost Edition Draught. Just a few hours available, followed by massive cancellations everywhere.
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1 ReplySo... if you play on xbox your not a year one...
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2 RepliesOnly thing I'm missing is medal score and full set faction. Shit is impossible. Got 3 shaders.
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Get out of your room! Get some sunlight! Stop eating all the cupcakes!
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I'm a Real Day One Guardian.
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2 RepliesI've been playing since Day 1. Should I get partial recognition even though I haven't done nearly half of these? :P CASUAL GUARDIANS, UNITE!
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1 Replynice b8 m8
