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Edited by Ultron:
7/20/2015 4:55:44 PM
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Real Year One Guardians Only (EDITED)
Year one is coming to an end and we will have a greater influx of casuals than Christmas 2014. I decided to make a checklist for us [b][i][u]"Real"[/u][/i][/b] year one folks. For example of a casual just look at Deej. Without any further delays behold:
-Must have every exotic in the game.(including Ps exclusives)
-Been a "real" Lv. 30 without iron banner gear.
-Been a "real" Lv. 32 without iron banner gear.
-know how to use both relics.
-Full set of Vog and Crota weapons.
-Max grimoire is a must
-Medal score of at least 1Million
-Platinum Destiny including a non cheese flawless raider.
-Gone flawless in Trials of Osiris with all 3 Classes.
-Moment of triumph completed
-Full set of at least [b]1[/b] faction shaders + Ship.
-Remember the Suros regime reign, Atheon push, Templar push, sniping from hobgoblins platform in Vog, Op Vex mythoclast, loot cave and more...
-Atleast 500 followers in bungie.net
-Must have jumped the hell mouth (horizontally) with a sparrow.
-Striker smash through VoG jumping puzzle
-Must have every adept weapon/PoE weapons suck
Feel free to add more.
This thread is meant for the elite of the elite. Casuals are not welcome and will be ridiculed. Everyone should be meeting the criteria! Signed if you are a "[b][i][u]real[/u][/i][/b]" year one guardian!
[b][i][u]Real OG:[/u][/i][/b]
-Ultron-19*
*Missing fate of all fools. Bungie pls give
[b][i][u]Butthurt casuals[/u][/i]:[/b]
[spoiler]Everyone not on the list above [/spoiler]
[b][i]I like to thank all of you [u]casuals[/u] for showing me some love! [/i][/b]
[i]Edit: I'm sorry if my try hard mega virgin zombie vampire ass among other insults offended some of you filthy casuals. It's all shit and giggles. Anyone in the ps4 that needs help with any end game content add [b]Ultron-19[/b] for help. [/i]
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4 RepliesI think you just described a real virgin
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You're so beautiful
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go back to trying to exterminate humanity ultron ....
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1 ReplyIt saddens me that this forum is indeed filled with casuals. I don't know why bungie caters to you casuals. Always nerfing what you guys want.
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The list keeps growing
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ps exclusive?
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This guy is a Bungie Puppet.
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4 RepliesGoing by your list, you are not meeting the requirements placed. Fate of All Fools is a gun you don't have that is in the game. No exceptions here bud, you are not part of this "elite group."
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4 RepliesNo. It's "Year One" not "No Lyfe Bitches with 1,000+ Hours".
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If this is the kind of asshole that is considered "elite," happy to not be in your company of d-bags.
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Genuinely pity the mentality.
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1 ReplyYou have no life and are a strate up ass hole really people don't have the time and you can't be serious about shaders and ships and gear because all of it is -blam!-ing random you jazzy as piece of shit go get a job
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Edited by Chris Chan: 7/18/2015 9:29:22 PMThis player is [i]unimaginable[/i] What are you saying? I'm saying.... He has [i][b][u]no life![/u][/b][/i] And how does one kill someone that has no life? With the sword of a thousand truths!
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Looking for "satire" hidden in here somewhere but can't seem to find it. This guy literally just described himself lol
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Been here since day 1 alpha and still haven't done everything on there lol
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Yes. Absolutely
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Who the blam cares about all that stuff? Ur a nerd with no life
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Then all exotics for xbox should be enough, because they cant get the ps4 exclusives.
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5 RepliesWhat is a "casual"to you?
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So day ones have to be PS users? Seems bout right
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Edited by Ruz Te: 7/18/2015 9:26:11 PMHave full set of faction sharers and ship? So your only a real year one guardian if rng lets you? Makes perfect sense...
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This is... Impressive, to say the least.
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1 ReplyThis list seems like for people with no lives at all dedicating themselves to this game lol
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I'm standing on a ledge, so answer carefully. Am I a casual?
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6 RepliesHave you ever had sex?
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Fixed (ps I'm a [b][i][u]REAL[/u][/i][/b] day one player CUZ I played and enjoyed the game day one : [quote]Year one is coming to an end and we will have a greater influx of casuals than Christmas 2014. I decided to make a checklist for us [b][i][u]"Real"[/u][/i][/b] no life fags. For example of a casual just look at myself. Without any further delays behold: -Must have every exotic in the game.(including Ps exclusives) -Been a "real" Lv. 30 without iron banner gear. -Been a "real" Lv. 32 without iron banner gear. -know how to use both relics. -Full set of Vog and Crota weapons. -Max grimoire is a must -Medal score of at least 1Million -Platinum Destiny including a non cheese flawless raider. -Gone flawless in Trials of Osiris with all 3 Classes. -Moment of triumph completed -Full set of at least [b]1[/b] faction shaders + Ship. -Remember the Suros regime reign, Atheon push, Templar push, sniping from hobgoblins platform in Vog, Op Vex mythoclast, loot cave and more... Feel free to add more. This thread is meant for the faggiest of the fags. People with lives are not welcome and will be ridiculed. Everyone should be meeting the criteria! Signed if you are a "[b][i][u]real[/u][/i][/b]" no life -blam!-! *Missing fate of all fools. Bungie pls give[ us I wanna be faggier/quote]
