Year one is coming to an end and we will have a greater influx of casuals than Christmas 2014. I decided to make a checklist for us [b][i][u]"Real"[/u][/i][/b] year one folks. For example of a casual just look at Deej. Without any further delays behold:
-Must have every exotic in the game.(including Ps exclusives)
-Been a "real" Lv. 30 without iron banner gear.
-Been a "real" Lv. 32 without iron banner gear.
-know how to use both relics.
-Full set of Vog and Crota weapons.
-Max grimoire is a must
-Medal score of at least 1Million
-Platinum Destiny including a non cheese flawless raider.
-Gone flawless in Trials of Osiris with all 3 Classes.
-Moment of triumph completed
-Full set of at least [b]1[/b] faction shaders + Ship.
-Remember the Suros regime reign, Atheon push, Templar push, sniping from hobgoblins platform in Vog, Op Vex mythoclast, loot cave and more...
-Atleast 500 followers in bungie.net
-Must have jumped the hell mouth (horizontally) with a sparrow.
-Striker smash through VoG jumping puzzle
-Must have every adept weapon/PoE weapons suck
Feel free to add more.
This thread is meant for the elite of the elite. Casuals are not welcome and will be ridiculed. Everyone should be meeting the criteria! Signed if you are a "[b][i][u]real[/u][/i][/b]" year one guardian!
[b][i][u]Real OG:[/u][/i][/b]
-Ultron-19*
*Missing fate of all fools. Bungie pls give
[b][i][u]Butthurt casuals[/u][/i]:[/b]
[spoiler]Everyone not on the list above [/spoiler]
[b][i]I like to thank all of you [u]casuals[/u] for showing me some love! [/i][/b]
[i]Edit: I'm sorry if my try hard mega virgin zombie vampire ass among other insults offended some of you filthy casuals. It's all shit and giggles. Anyone in the ps4 that needs help with any end game content add [b]Ultron-19[/b] for help. [/i]
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Ah, the elitists, those people whose self-worth is defined not by real life experiences, but by video game stats. Who cares, really?
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Honestly, you're wrong. Year one players are those who played the game since the first year. Not a hardcore no-life gamer like you.
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So you don't even meet your own criteria yet you still claim to be a "real" day one? What a dumbass....
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These requirements are custom to fit you perfectly so this actually very biased. A real day one player is someone who has played since day one. No more, no less.
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Some of this is a bit far don't you think? 500 followers doesn't exactly prove that you have had the game since day 1
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Edited by FSGV: 7/18/2015 9:52:12 PMCan't get the playstation exclusives, therefore no max grimoire, won't be able to get 500 followers. Those are the only things keeping from [i]elite[/i] status.
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Well I guess I'm casual cause praetorian foil won't freaking drop among some of the other absurd challenges.
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Must have had an intimate relationship with a spirit bloom
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I bet you like to look in the mirror a lot huh.
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Im casual. Please ridicule me here.
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I have u say but I'm working on me grimoire. Do u still love me sempai?
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Dude I'm a year one just I play 5 sports over the Year and kinda hard to play destiny that much and I play for enjoyment not tho be a model grabbing an obsessed gamer
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I'm a day one player, it's just that half the stuff here is irrelogical and doesn't even cone close to defining it
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So you mean, technically no social life? I'm a year one and I could give two poopa about every exotic or flawless on all three characters. You're a retard
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Damn so this is sony exclusive as well?
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c=('_ 'c-) I work out!
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I've not met the criteria so I better not comment in this thread for fear of ridicule. [spoiler]said no one ever[/spoiler]
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COCK !
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So basically, to be a Year One player you have to be a Day One player. Makes sense...
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If you respond you are gay!
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I shall wait, every "true" guardian hall perish under my ruling hand
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Edited by Electro_Dragon14: 7/18/2015 9:36:37 PMForever 29 bro Plus iron banner gear didn't make you level 30 Only raid gear did at the time
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Bad satire is bad
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You must be a 5 year old because some of your comments have the mental capacity of a 5 year old
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I think you just described a real virgin