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Edited by Ultron:
7/20/2015 4:55:44 PM
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Real Year One Guardians Only (EDITED)
Year one is coming to an end and we will have a greater influx of casuals than Christmas 2014. I decided to make a checklist for us [b][i][u]"Real"[/u][/i][/b] year one folks. For example of a casual just look at Deej. Without any further delays behold:
-Must have every exotic in the game.(including Ps exclusives)
-Been a "real" Lv. 30 without iron banner gear.
-Been a "real" Lv. 32 without iron banner gear.
-know how to use both relics.
-Full set of Vog and Crota weapons.
-Max grimoire is a must
-Medal score of at least 1Million
-Platinum Destiny including a non cheese flawless raider.
-Gone flawless in Trials of Osiris with all 3 Classes.
-Moment of triumph completed
-Full set of at least [b]1[/b] faction shaders + Ship.
-Remember the Suros regime reign, Atheon push, Templar push, sniping from hobgoblins platform in Vog, Op Vex mythoclast, loot cave and more...
-Atleast 500 followers in bungie.net
-Must have jumped the hell mouth (horizontally) with a sparrow.
-Striker smash through VoG jumping puzzle
-Must have every adept weapon/PoE weapons suck
Feel free to add more.
This thread is meant for the elite of the elite. Casuals are not welcome and will be ridiculed. Everyone should be meeting the criteria! Signed if you are a "[b][i][u]real[/u][/i][/b]" year one guardian!
[b][i][u]Real OG:[/u][/i][/b]
-Ultron-19*
*Missing fate of all fools. Bungie pls give
[b][i][u]Butthurt casuals[/u][/i]:[/b]
[spoiler]Everyone not on the list above [/spoiler]
[b][i]I like to thank all of you [u]casuals[/u] for showing me some love! [/i][/b]
[i]Edit: I'm sorry if my try hard mega virgin zombie vampire ass among other insults offended some of you filthy casuals. It's all shit and giggles. Anyone in the ps4 that needs help with any end game content add [b]Ultron-19[/b] for help. [/i]
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4 RepliesNo! Real year 1 player....brought the game on release, played all year and enjoyed.
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Anyone on this list: congradulations! You have a life
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Lol at max grim. I play a fair bit but no way im wasting a day farming public, V.I.P kills and shit like that.
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Carly Simon rang for you...
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2 Replies"Casuals are not welcome and will be ridiculed" i think something was switched in the comments lol.
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-must be small enough to piss on one's own nuts. Overcompensate much?
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With the amount of cheesing done in VoG & Crota when they were new, Iron Banner gear was a lot more legit & even more useful for PvP (various primary weapon reload speed buffs). Remembering how the first person to get to 32 made multiples of the same class & regularly deleted then re-leveled characters to get enough shards. And how everyone skipped over It Yut because she dropped no loot. Random Guardian: "Anybody got a Crota checkpoint?"
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You're confusing "Day One" player with "Day one I don't have a life until I do everything there is to do in the game 5 times". Max grimiore- No thanks. Mine is high (3300) but not maxed. Vault of Glass- Have all the weapons, but only because I believe VoG weapons are the best in the game. I know how to run Relic, because I enjoy running VoG. Crota- Have all the weapons, but don't know how to run sword. This is because I don't like Crota. It's a poorly constructed raid. I have no interest in flawless raider, I just play for fun. In short, there are day one players who have a life and play the game for fun.
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Wait.....you haven't soloed Crota? You aren't a true year one player then. This is the stupidest list I have ever seen.
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Satire?
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1 ReplyRaid much OP? I raid a ton to help out the Guardians who haven't done so or need that one Raid weapon/armor. I've met some really cool Guardians [i]and[/i] some not so cool Guardians. The Destiny Community is about just that: A Community. Seems to me your about just you. An Elitist Special Snowflake. Get REKT kid and Good Day.
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Edited by FinalFantasyRain: 7/19/2015 12:01:19 AMOp is a dumbass and a pussy :)
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Do you realize that some of that shit is random on your list?
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This is probably the dumbest thing i've seen all day
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Sounds like a check list for "unemployed, single, lives in mom's basement "
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Don't have grimoire cause boring
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While I think the Triumph challenges aren't that much of a challenge... This list is nonsensical.
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You sir, are retarded. I've played since day one and I consider my self a year 1 player. But I get laid as well as other things outside of destiny, max grim? Really? Hahha wow
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4 RepliesReading this killed my brain cells.
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This isnt a "real" year one kinda player. Its someone with quite literally no life...
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1 ReplySo people on Xbox one can't be true year one players? Even if they have/have done everything on your "list"? Just because we don't have the hawk moon or Monte Carlo? Seems legit.
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Real year one list -started year one
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This isn't the description of a year one player, it's a description of a no life
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7 RepliesYou forgot to add satire to the tags
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1 ReplyOoohhh noooo some douchebag made a list on the requirements for being a year one player on the Internet. I guess I have to listen to him because he spent time making a list. Don't listen to this prick. Here's how you become a year one player 1: Play the game in year one
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??? Dude day one player here... People have lives..
