I woke up this morning in my down pillow comforter to the illegally downloaded ringtone I have set for my alarm. Groggy as ever, I began to get ready for the normal routine day of living. I slip on my pastel skinny jeans, a Black Veil Brides tee, and a cardigan. My eyesight has been fuzzy, so I throw on a pair of wayfarer eyeglasses to alleviate my struggle. The black on black Chuck Taylor's are an obvious choice.
I go to Starbucks and get a mochiatto, decafinated, with 16 splenda. Just to get me through the day really. After a 10 minute long chat with the barista, I sit in the cafe for two hours observing the happenings on social media and in the celebrity world. Bunch of idiots, so swayed to conform to public opinion. But that's what gets the money I guess, an idealist like myself would just offend people more than be praised by them. I'm such a rebel. I really do hate those ignorant money pits like Miley Cyrus. She's just an over glorified whore who wants to act as if she's "different" to attract attention. I mean is this seriously what we want our kids listening to?
Anyways, I walk about two blocks, desperately trying to avoid the homeless people on every corner. Absolutely disgusting to think that they're doing nothing with their lives. I arrive at my office building, head to my cubicle, where I am the head editor of the modern society journalism section.
We write about a lot of things, mostly our frustrations of what is wrong with modern society. All these songs about "ho's and cash", these over-sensitive parents, victims of social injustice such as slut shaming, fat shaming, gender shaming, etc. Our column has been gaining a lot of popularity lately, so much so that we've regrettably bended the truth here and there to stay relevant. What does it really matter anyways? I mean we have workers that need to get paid and this is how we achieve that.
If we tell a little fib now and then about a celebrity, it won't really be a big deal, because in all reality, at least we're doing something productive in society, unlike most people.
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Necro bump from another post
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"I woke up this morning in my down pillow comforter to the illegally downloaded ringtone... I slip on my pastel skinny jeans, a Black Veil Brides tee, and a cardigan... The black on black Chuck Taylor's are an obvious choice." ^^^illegally downloads (but writes about what's wrong in modern society) ^^^wears counter cultural cool kids clothing = all found in shopping malls. ^^^shopping malls are all selling what "attracts attention" "I go to Starbucks" ^^^LMFAO (totes rebel, for sure bruh) "...an idealist like myself would just offend people more than be praised by them. I'm such a rebel." ^^^more like self centered and egotistical plus 16 packets of narcissism. <-- what's REALLY with this generation. "I really do hate those ignorant money pits like Miley Cyrus." ^^^Miley Cyrus played the game to stay relevant... right? "gaining a lot of popularity lately, so much so that we've regrettably bended the truth here and there to stay relevant." ^^^You playing the game to stay relevant... right? "If we tell a little fib now and then about a celebrity, it won't really be a big deal..." ^^^The REAL reason why people you hate are in the spotlight. YOU ARE THE REASON WHY YOU HATE MODERN SOCIETY. YOU ARE WHAT KEEPS MILEY CYRUS RELEVANT. YOU ARE MILEY CYRUS. ILLUMINATI CUMFIRMED. [spoiler]but seriously, how do you -blam!-ing sleep at night? you are filth[/spoiler]
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It's the reason I try to stay at home as much as I can and not go out. One of these days I'll be yelling at the kids to get off my lawn.
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I really like this thread idk why
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This should be Copy-pasted into Tumblr just to see the reactions.
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Your post reminded me of this
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When in doubt , anarchy about z("/)z
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Edited by tjustie: 7/19/2015 3:26:29 AMDeep. How are so many people taking this seriously?
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Edited by jDee: 7/19/2015 7:49:49 AM[quote]black veil brides tee[/quote] Screaming is not a good form a music. [quote]skinny jeans [/quote] Just no. [quote]A coffee with 16 splenda[/quote] If you put 16 packets of splenda in your coffee plus wearing skinny jeans, im suprised the arteries in your legs haven't clogged up yet. [quote]My office building [/quote] Black veil brides tee and skinny jeans makes you look very professional. Also, nobody cares.
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I hope Isreal is right and Iran gets a nuke and takes over the whole planet. Then everyone will be put into their place or be lashed in the public square.
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This thread is just a mess.
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You didn't even take a shower you dirty -blam!-
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Lol @ te comments below
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[quote]I slip on my pastel skinny jeans, a Black Veil Brides tee, and a cardigan[/quote] I tried to read past this, I really did. It was too much.
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My biggest kek was the outfit being worn by someone with a job and how you left out your hair details, was good shit post, now bad shit post for no terrible hair style
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Hue/kek
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What the -blam!- are you talking about? Weirdo
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10/10
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This made my day. I hate my generation as well, I don't have any social media, I don't wear anything unless it's comfortable and refuse to be politically correct. -blam!-ing liberals.
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<3 Cellar Door
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Bruh did you forget your #satire
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What age group are you?
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Edited by lionheart521: 7/19/2015 5:55:55 PMId like to call this "the diary of a self absorbed hipster" #satireslayer
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3edgy5me