>I prayed to master chief every night
>my dad hears me and calls me a scrub
>I call him a grunt
>he energy swords me
>I run into my room crying
>I feel something warm behind me
>it's master chief!
>I spread my cheeks wide
>he fills my bum with his gravity hammer
>my dad comes in
>master chief looks him in the eye and says "git rekt scrub"
>master chief is love, master chief is life
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[quote]>I prayed to master chief every night >my dad hears me and calls me a scrub >I call him a grunt >he energy swords me >I run into my room crying >I feel something warm behind me >it's master chief! >I spread my cheeks wide >he fills my bum with his gravity hammer >my dad comes in >master chief looks him in the eye and says "git rekt scrub" >master chief is love, master chief is life[/quote]
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[quote]>I prayed to master chief every night >my dad hears me and calls me a scrub >I call him a grunt >he energy swords me >I run into my room crying >I feel something warm behind me >it's master chief! >I spread my cheeks wide >he fills my bum with his gravity hammer >my dad comes in >master chief looks him in the eye and says "git rekt scrub" >master chief is love, master chief is life[/quote]
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Hahahahahahaha
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[quote]>I prayed to master chief every night >my dad hears me and calls me a scrub >I call him a grunt >he energy swords me >I run into my room crying >I feel something warm behind me >it's master chief! >I spread my cheeks wide >he fills my bum with his gravity hammer >my dad comes in >master chief looks him in the eye and says "git rekt scrub" >master chief is love, master chief is life[/quote]this
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XD. One of the best green-text-shrekovers ever