I'm a level 420 Atheon looking for a squad to help me raid the reef. This is a very tough raid and we need to get the "loot" as fast as possible. Also I am helping nubs get there moments of disaster for the year one top hat :),
Here are some of the things I need.
We need at least 4 supplicants or exploder shanks to cheese the part when the guardians go under the map.
We need a couple swordbearers to take the thorn DoT in the brother Vance checkpoint.
We need some minotaurs with slap cannons to knock Petra off the edge. It's not a cheese its a strategy >:(
We need a Skolas to get that idiot variks the "loyal" to shut up.
If you don't meet any of these requirements you must have a maxed slap cannon, slap rifle, wire rifle, captain shotgun thingy, or have maxed dick face rockets.
My gt is: xxxxx3many.exs5uxxxxxxxxxxx
Actual edit 1: call kinda kickass03 and the forklift scrubs.
Edit 2: surprised no one has said they are a level (x) Luke smith yet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
Edit 3: deleted previous edits that are no longer needed.
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I have the oryx CP in the lvl 69 TTK raid! Here are the requirements: [spoiler]Error 404 Page Not Found Dick size too small Your balls have not dropped[/spoiler] Msg me if you pass these requirements
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Valas ta'aurc II here, I'm level 777 have old bullet sponge armour, maxed out solar cannon. Also guardian sidearm which fires guardians tears from Mars strike pre nerf, I can solo if anyone wants carried to the lights out house. Ps no hobgoblins.
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There are no reef raids!!!!!!!
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Level 666: Good Juju, here
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Im level 420 Randal the Vandal. I have max Shotgun-Sniper and Machine Gun-Rocket. I need to carry my level 69 friend through the raid because he wants to be the one to kill Variks with his level 666 Bitch Slap. Please reply if you can join!
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Lv 964 Randal the vandel. Infinite health and can beat the shit out of the queens brother
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Lvl 1 thrall make me fire team leader
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Level 4 pile of dirt, I can keep the exo frames busy for months on end.
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Edited by Nero: 7/22/2015 11:56:19 PMI'm a lvl 365 Crota -I have no communication (except grunting and screaming -A 3650 elemental trollsword -Anger management -Invincible, except when guardians take my sword -I know how to push Petra off the edge -I also know how to swordbear at the final queens checkpoint
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Level 9000 colossus. Have Slug thrower at 3650 damage Have Rapid Homing Rockets at 3650 damage. Have Ground stomp that deals 9999 damage. Have 1000000 armor rating.
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Level 1001, can do everything at once
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I'm a lvl 711 hydra with two maxed out torch hammers I have the queen's brother boss checkpoint. My gamertag is XxX_T3mpl@rb0$$ man69_XxX
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[quote]Need 50 shades for queef raid[/quote]
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[b]SERVITOR[/b] lvl 34 servitor, would love to help, but I got 19 other Servitor-Bros and were just gonna wait for a Void burn week.
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Level 360 Baboon-Weasel here willing to crash the network. Have maxed red-bar and I'm immune to ISP, routers and modems. I will knock them into Orbit! Put me in coach!
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Why am I here?
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Remeber: jet fuel cant melt dank memes
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Level 473 Greg the Dreg with max Dreg's pistol
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Level 666 sepkis here, have maxed out anticheese and void damage gally
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Level 1 fanatic looking for carry. Group must be able to complete raid before I run into an enemy and blow myself up. This is hard mode yea?
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lvl 99 gorgon but need to do tower raid
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[b]ORYX[/b] I got nothing else to do.
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Level 340 boomer, I can take on lord Saladin if you want but won't be much help with the vanguard
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Randall could solo!
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lvl 6969 ogre, with maxed launch stomp and i unlocked the spawn exploding wizards today. gt: xXxxXxXx42069694203p1cyyn0sc0p3sxxXxXX
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Level 3 Dreg. I'm just going to kill myself now.