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Edited by No Land Beyond:
9/10/2015 1:26:51 PM
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Need 50 for reef raid
I'm a level 420 Atheon looking for a squad to help me raid the reef. This is a very tough raid and we need to get the "loot" as fast as possible. Also I am helping nubs get there moments of disaster for the year one top hat :),
Here are some of the things I need.
We need at least 4 supplicants or exploder shanks to cheese the part when the guardians go under the map.
We need a couple swordbearers to take the thorn DoT in the brother Vance checkpoint.
We need some minotaurs with slap cannons to knock Petra off the edge. It's not a cheese its a strategy >:(
We need a Skolas to get that idiot variks the "loyal" to shut up.
If you don't meet any of these requirements you must have a maxed slap cannon, slap rifle, wire rifle, captain shotgun thingy, or have maxed dick face rockets.
My gt is: xxxxx3many.exs5uxxxxxxxxxxx
Actual edit 1: call kinda kickass03 and the forklift scrubs.
Edit 2: surprised no one has said they are a level (x) Luke smith yet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
Edit 3: deleted previous edits that are no longer needed.
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2 RepliesI am Brota, I am the opposite of crota. The guardians don't know they have to break my shield with a sword and then take the Ethernet cable follower by a solar grenade to do damage on me. I have a bigger sword though. Am I in?
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No you don't, you're the No Land Beyond.
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Done VoG 10000000000x maxed weapon maxed shield
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Edited by LordofArbiters: 8/2/2015 3:27:57 PMHey I can help, I'm a level 9 Gogle Plex Hive God, and my super is turning vex, humans, cabal, fallen or hive into the taken.
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Edited by Dicain: 8/2/2015 3:19:31 PMI am son of Oryx unlike my brother Crota I don't stand around waiting for them to shoot rockets at me but is this really good strategy I see that the guardians are mentally unstable and jump from the edge I think we just wait for about a good two thirds of them to commit suicide then we make our raid. I can borrow dad's dreadnought. We just have to park it in a place that that Verricks guy can't find it.
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So far from funny
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lvl 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 deez nuts
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4 RepliesEdited by vonix200: 8/2/2015 2:57:00 PMLvl 4000 cryptarch looking to take out master Ives.
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421 Dreg with max 500 Shock Pistol
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Lvl 720 devil walker with max plasma cannon, will be bringing along some exploder shank friends as well
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1 ReplyBig team raid. Need 12 more. That would be fun.
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2 RepliesI have a maxed wire rifle and a maxed shrapnel launcher.
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2 RepliesI'm a level 420 Titan with a fireteam of 6. Bring it on!
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1 ReplyI am the Speaker and I can bring the Traveler to help us. I can use partial answers to kill the enemy, while the Traveler can roll on the ground crushing anything in its path.
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2 Replieshit up Xur, his will is not his own
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2 Replieslevel ?? super dreg can one shot crota and cut my hair to look sweg
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2 RepliesHey guys, im a level 30 praetorian, can I join?
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1 ReplyAre you full? I got salt to blind him. -- hairflip
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1 ReplyI'm a level 3 thrall looking to level up
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1 ReplyI'm a level 594 Destiny forum patroller, my toxicity will do mass aoe dmg and crowd control, hmu
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1 ReplyThis was a lot funnier when it was original months ago and was also written much better.
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1 Reply
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4 RepliesQueen CP or Gtfo
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5 RepliesNot a supplicant or exploder shank but I am Arab does that count?
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2 Replies#recruitment
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2 RepliesL33 Wizard and my buddy is a L33 ogre. We're sick of the bridge CP glitching out on us and one jumped up little sod firing a sniper that never runs out of ammo at us and want a little payback. Especially as nobody lets us get any loot normally. "Stay at the bridge, you'll kill loads of guardians and get their loot!" they tell us...
