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7/17/2015 5:33:02 PM
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Sooo Bungie sets out to help remedy the "must have max ghally" kiddos on LFG sites, only to do the exact opposite. How's that you might ask? Well, let me put it this way. You are thirsty. You want a glass of water. Deej comes over, Cozmo following while holding his inside-out pocket, and sets a glass of water in front of you, filled to the brim. The only way to relieve your thirst is to have a full glass of water. Only, Deej realizes this and leans over the glass, tips it just enough so that 10% spills out. He then motions for you to take the water. You do, drinking it completely. Now, you've finished the glass, sure, but you're still thirsty. You still need that other 10%. You then step away from Deej and his sidekick to go look for that remaining 10%. You stumble upon a second area where you find another player, just as thirsty as you, getting the same treatment from Luke Smith. You ask if that player would like to join your fireteam, as to take a sip of his water to make up for your lost 10%. He agrees and you both walk away, leaving Luke Smith throwing money at a TV screen with nothing but static on it and "golf clapping" to himself, only to do it over and over again. Sometimes backwards.
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