*logs onto forums* holy crap...
this post was made on Thursday the 16th of July
[i][b][u]Here is where we wait for Xur to sell Gally tomorrow and for the forums to further BURN! Join us![/u][/b][/i]
•[b]Tornus Emperor[/b] is selling some popcorn(sorry it may be quite salty) (200 glimmer)
•[b]Lastsayain[/b] and my other [b]A hunter[/b] friend are selling collected tears!!!
•[b]Incarnate XVII[/b] is selling [b]FLINTSTONE[/b] themed [u]BLEACH TABLETS!!![/u] To help the butthurt ease the pain
•[b]Varzin[/b] has water for everyone, Ginger Ale and Root Beer for the adventurous types, and 1 20oz bottle of Ryncol with the smallest shots glasses you've ever seen. Try it if you dare!
•[b]Spooky Ghost[/b] is selling the spooks for the legendary spooky ghost himself!!! [i]BUY ONE GET SPOOKED 5 FREE!!! While supplies last!!![/i]
•[b]Eroberer der 5[/b] has rocking chairs here! Might as well be comfy while the chickens lose their heads!
•[b]Nightstalker[/b] is selling exclusive bubble bath solution mixed with the tears of the whiners. The number for the waaambulance is 1-800-NERF
•[b]Master Chief[/b] is selling all the salt so we can put it on our deep fried cabals!!!
•[b]LegoInator[/b] is selling ribs, roasted in the flames of the forums
•[b]Praedyths[/b] is giving lap dances for free!!! And [b]Asianskinhead[/b] is selling premium!!!
•[b]ben[/b] has vodka shots!!! Only 50 glimmer each
•[b]Flash12_12[/b] has free Pepsi and hopes everyone has a great time at this campfire!!!
•[b]Morrelloman[/b] is selling Xurs Xenis...!!!
•[b]BobbyDigitalRZA[/b] has Digi Snack!!!
•[b]Texas1047[/b] is selling a Hawkmoon that one shots every shot!!! Talk about [b]Exclusive!![/b]
•[b]Ian[/b] has fries and we have the salt!!!
•[b]The Milkman and gohan237[/b] are selling milk..!!! They're also presenting this~
[quote][b][i]The Forum[/i][/b]
Oh the forum day
Watching them as they play
Screaming like a kid
I might as well bid
For which one to scream nerf
On this forsaken Earth
I do get tired of this crap
But instead of making a rap
I go peacefully at the wind
While I watch the end
For I may never cry
For I shall get by
All you need to be
Is to get gud like me
For I have SUROS
And you are dead
[spoiler]spread this to all the posts that have nerf on them. You have my permission to copy. [/spoiler][/quote]
•[b]Dark_Warlock898[/b] has DeeJ Nutz!!!
•[b]Catman Snowball[/b] has Meow Chow Mix!!!
•[b]Cabal Colossus [/b]has pitchforks [i]and[/i] torches! 30% off discount!!!
•[b]knifer3625[/b] is selling broken crutches!!!
•[b]Dardex 2112[/b] has BUTT SCRATCHERS!!!
•[b]Oryx[/b] is handing out "salty Sam" patches and in also offering a reward for anybody who can collect 1000 tears!
•[b]The Sergoi11[/b] is selling purified Gally
elitist tears!!!
•[b]DaVe_M_c_F[/b] has hotdogs!!!
•[b]ELITE NAANS[/b] has salted peanuts
•[b]ColossusPhantom[/b] is selling burgers made by the DEV teams rumps!
•[b]SnowAssassin4[/b] is selling GHORN-BE-GONE spray to be used on LFG!!!
•[b]Wolf Octopus[/b] will buy you a custom coffin out of special ammo crates!!!
•[b]Viper ze snpr[/b] is selling Titan dance bubbles!!!
•[b]Shekal78[/b] is selling quesadillas and bacon
•[b]CheeF BeeF[/b] is selling lemonade 10 glimmer per cup!
•[b]BigJuicyFoot[/b] is selling adult diapers!
•[b]WebDriver Torso[/b] is selling soda pop!
•[b]Spitfire0722[/b] is selling str8 up laughter!
•[b]a common engram [/b]is selling purified thorn nerf tears!
•[b]dontforgettheballz[/b] is selling Wolfpack rounds
•[b]MyCreamyCankles[/b] is selling gay bacon
•[b]DSharp018[/b] is selling s'mores for 1 strange coin!
•[b]A Fallen Ketch[/b] is selling salty ether seeds
If you're selling something just tell me and I'll add you
Also if you have a hashtag you want me to add comment it below!
Wow 350+ comments! Thanks guys/gals!
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Bump this thread is relevant now
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Edited by burke: 8/12/2015 8:54:16 PMI'm selling the finest salty ether seeds for only 25 glimmer. They last double the time as normal ones [spoiler] NECRO [/spoiler]
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I'm selling money for you to throw at the screen
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Free s'mores for everyone just one strange coin, since no one does anything to "earn" those.
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I only sell the finest.... [spoiler][i]Gay bacon strips[/i][/spoiler]
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Selling some of the Queens "private pictures" 500 glimmer each!
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Cabbages, get your cabbages here. [spoiler]My Cabbages![/spoiler]
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Edited by cloudless9: 7/17/2015 4:49:05 AMFUEL THE FIRE! THE TEARS FROM THE WEAPONS NERF WILL TURN THIS INTO AN INFERNO!!!! ADD GALLY!!! BURN IT!!! BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND!!!!!!!!!!! [spoiler]note: I will be selling hot cakes and lemonade for 2.99. 3.99 for the combo. 5.99 for 3[/spoiler]
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Selling op is fgt gifs.
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The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire.
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I'll be selling "xur is #1" foam fingers if he sells gjally and pisses everyone off
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I am really hoping xur sells gjallarhorn. In a game entirely based on RNG it's nobody's fault that sombody isn't going to get something and that someone else is. Stop complaining, It's not a crutch people make it to be.
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Please poison my popcorn. Here's the glimmer
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Give me my damn s'mores already.
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I'm drinking bleach
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I'm selling rustled jimmies for 2 packets of salt
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I will sell rustled jimmies
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I will sell a bacon cheeseburger for +1 tear! Beef not not received by McDonald's*
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If xúr sells gally im going to get the laundry detergent and start doing shots.
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I will be selling wolf pack rounds. Get a whole set for 1 dolla
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It won't just burn if xur sells gally......it will go super novae
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Im selling str8 laugher. Us over at offtopic are having way too much fun with this.
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Just recently bought an empty pool, need the salty tears of scrubs to fill it pls. Will pay 10k glimmer
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I'll be selling soda pop.
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I'll be selling "the stuff" in the alley, if you know what I mean