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Why am I in your dad's room... [spoiler]oh yeah because it's also your mom's[/spoiler]
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I didn't know your mom slept with my dad. Did you know?
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Oh, I though I slept with your mom AND dad, is that not correct? [spoiler]no offences intended, this all just for the BANTS[/spoiler]
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Where is your room?
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Where is my dildo?
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Why are you getting weird?
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You and another guy were talking about a gay meet up, do you really think this is any weirder than that?
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Don't you want to get weird?
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Why would you assume I wanted to?
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Haven't you heard of a gaydar?
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So you're gay?
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I thought the feeling was mutual?
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This is fun, are you guys going to keep going?
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Depends, are you joining in?
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Do I get to be in the middle or do I get to be top?
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How about behind?
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Nah, I'm not in to that, why don't you?
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Are you a catcher or a pitcher?
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Why would I ever catch your big -blam!-ing -blam!-
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Would you want to use lube?
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...not catching, the only reason I would catch is if I could be a pitcher as well, because I really enjoyed pitching in baseball, so do I get to pitch? :P
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Are you a large man?
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Do you really even need to ask, when I you can see it from your place?
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Don't you think you think much?
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Don't you think about me?