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Who is your superior? By teenager, what age do you mean? Do you honestly expect me to believe you spy for the government at an age younger than 25?
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I don't expect you to otherwise my cover might be blown so the real question here is, why do you need to know my information?
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Wouldn't you have already blown your cover as a spy when you go into a forum with a digital gamertag that leaves a footprint that any government could track to your current location and then apprehend you and end your so called profession as a spy?
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Would I co,sideri,g this might just be the middle,man speaking for the spy giving trackers a dead location?
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Do you really want government officials in the same room with you for an hour, one devoid of cameras and one where only one answer is acceptable to escape, the name of the spy you are playing mouth-piece for?
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I don't know. Will they give me a cookie?
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They will give you a cookie, but do you know what kind of cookie they will give you, did you know it most likely will not fit your current understanding of cookie?
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Perhaps they might have drugged it in order to make me talk I don't know, but how can I, I am just the speaker, or am I?
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Would you say that is a question the government can easily uncover, what with your futile attempt to hide the truth?
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Maybe the government won't know where to find me, have you figured out where I am?
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Do you think I embody the entire government like big brother from 1984?
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Do I?
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Did you just lose control of your argument to me, and therefore reply with such a simple question as "Do I"?
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Yeah...why would you to this to me?
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You shall learn, my young guardian, won't you? Otherwise, the whole world might be lost to Eris and her incessant "BRING ME THE EYES!" comments, won't it?
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How did you learn of my mission?
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Do you think it is because I have developed powerful deductive skills after so many conversations with strangers?
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No, so I finally meet the one who gave me this mission what shall I call you?
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Call me what you like, I'll always be there for you, right?
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Was that a "I'm trying to keep the questions alive" or a rhetorical question?
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Could it be both?
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It probably could but it's your thought is it not? See what I did there with the rhyme?
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Do you see yourself as a poet for humanity?
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I try to follow Dr. Suess's footsteps does it work?
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You should ask yourself, would Dr. Suess would be proud? That is something I am incapable of telling you, would you not agree?