I am a transformer

Someone calls me a scrub, I laugh and take another sip of beer like an adult -- a responsible adult.

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm -blam!-ing retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons, and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me apache and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

I cri evrytiem

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