originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
*A strange, alien beacon falls from orbit, landing directly into the dojo courtyard*
*A hologram of an inhuman being (facial features indistinguishable) begins shouting words in a language that is unfamiliar with the people of the dojo. It sounds hostile*
*I leave my quarters, armored with new equipment and touch the thing cautiously*
[b]A timer begins ticking. It is in an alien language, but it is clearly counting down. [/b]
Well, shit.
[spoiler]Anyone miss me?[/spoiler]
English
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"Sooooo...... Dafuq is it. Like, can anyone trace the metal. I could see if I could melt a hole through it using fire, but I would have to know when it melts.
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[url=http://www.example.com][b][i]Im Ready For Anything.[/i][/b][/url]
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Interesting, also the empire wants sal dead.
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Then we will protect sal if necessary. Remember, the dojo has a neutral policy.
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Great.
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I ccan take care of myself :v
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*proceeds to pee on device*
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*places the device on the main building still having spasms*
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Uh...thanks.. Now....I think you should probably stop at the infirmary...
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*pulsl otu a ciggarrite* *a spasm lgith it up as he places it on hsi mouth he take sout balck glasses* *his badassity heals him from the spasms*
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Edited by TwiggierTiger22: 7/16/2015 2:54:05 AM*Watches everything below happen, amused* "What's the big fuss about eh? Just another race out there that wants to make a name for itself."
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Maybe... But I can't tell. Better to run some tests first..
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"Fine. Talk to me if you need any killing done. Or spying. That's usually fun."
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*Deploys barge pole teams to poke it with very Long sticks*
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[b]Lupa pokes it [/b]
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*It shocks you*
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[b]Lupa scraps a small piece off the device and puts it in a vial while being shocked[/b] [spoiler]you could say I was shocked to see it[/spoiler]
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Edited by DigitalNinja: 7/16/2015 2:44:36 AM[spoiler]*slow clap*[/spoiler]
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*stops you* (read down)
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"I want to take a sample!"
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Hang on... It's being moved. We will conduct tests soon..
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"Fiinnnnnne."
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The Heretic appeared... It looked at the device with curiosity and touched it..
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*The device shocks you when you get close*
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Edited by Obi-Emp Kenobi: 7/16/2015 2:48:57 AMThe Heretic had a Natural,but not natural immunity to Electricity. He was confident but was shocked anyways.