Tired of that non-skippable Lighthouse cutscene? Do you spend too much time going back and forth, round after round of wins and losses to stack up a ridiculous 9 win card?
Are you frustrated by having a crew of badasses capable of handling their shit without even the courtesy of endless complaining?
Man do I have the thing for you! For the low, low price of $10 USD (or £10 as apparently there is no exchange rate) I and my one-handed kid brother will carry you to a *flawless, **guaranteed 0 - 15 run through the Trials of Osiris.
No more collecting wins while trying to do "gud". Enough with the tactics and strategery.
Simply sign up, send me monies and you will never sniff a cumbersome win again!
First 100 users get a ***unique " No Shader" shader!!
*not actually flawless runs
** results not guaranteed
*** i don't actually know what unique means.
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Edited by JHarv: 7/15/2015 10:33:38 PMand i agree. however, it sucks that people can, and will be carried to what they don't deserve for money. but hey, i guess it happens irl too. people shmooze their way up the social ladder for a job they don't deserve and aren't capable of performing at, or pay someone to do their math homework so they can get a good grade. i'll cheese the bridge, but i'll earn flawless i'll cheese an essay the night before it's due, but i'll earn a job everyone is different. just be you and respect that other people have different opinions on what they'll cheese or earn. no matter, you really only cheat yourself and it all comes back around to either haunt or reward you somehow, someday.