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Edited by c_hille_:
7/15/2015 7:51:01 PM
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$10 Flawful Trials Runs!
Tired of that non-skippable Lighthouse cutscene? Do you spend too much time going back and forth, round after round of wins and losses to stack up a ridiculous 9 win card?
Are you frustrated by having a crew of badasses capable of handling their shit without even the courtesy of endless complaining?
Man do I have the thing for you! For the low, low price of $10 USD (or £10 as apparently there is no exchange rate) I and my one-handed kid brother will carry you to a *flawless, **guaranteed 0 - 15 run through the Trials of Osiris.
No more collecting wins while trying to do "gud". Enough with the tactics and strategery.
Simply sign up, send me monies and you will never sniff a cumbersome win again!
First 100 users get a ***unique " No Shader" shader!!
*not actually flawless runs
** results not guaranteed
*** i don't actually know what unique means.
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What is the trials of Osiris?
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1 ReplyEdited by hylls: 7/15/2015 8:26:07 PMwhats the lighthouse
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1 ReplyUnique means rare or 1 of a kind Like all the exotic weapons everyone has
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Shut up and take my money!!!
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AND FORUM POST OF THE DAY GOES TO...
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great I just liked this , why!?!?!?!?! damn phone clicking shit for me.
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PayPal ok? or credit cards only?
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This was funny
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Thank you for not using the satire tag. Posts that are actually good don't require it. :)
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Edited by Taggin T: 7/16/2015 1:08:25 AMLolol at the "No Shader" shader haha
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Sign me up plz plz I've been trying for weeks to go flawfull. It's disheartening. I payed for this game and Im entitled to go flawfull!!!
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This is pretty funny.
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Mom charging rent for the basement these days. That sucks. Like you.
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Edited by JHarv: 7/15/2015 10:33:38 PMand i agree. however, it sucks that people can, and will be carried to what they don't deserve for money. but hey, i guess it happens irl too. people shmooze their way up the social ladder for a job they don't deserve and aren't capable of performing at, or pay someone to do their math homework so they can get a good grade. i'll cheese the bridge, but i'll earn flawless i'll cheese an essay the night before it's due, but i'll earn a job everyone is different. just be you and respect that other people have different opinions on what they'll cheese or earn. no matter, you really only cheat yourself and it all comes back around to either haunt or reward you somehow, someday.
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#gay AF
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3 RepliesEdited by Tsmittty: 7/15/2015 9:45:38 PMTwitch.tv/thetsmith I do it for free for growth and the community
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3 RepliesWhat's the conversion rate of Schrute bucks to Stanly nickles?
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4 RepliesEdited by LankyLost: 7/15/2015 8:51:06 PMDo you accept werewolf bites?
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losing for free is what i do best.
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If we win a games does that mean I get my money back?
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Retard Trials ain dah hard
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1 ReplyI only have £500 will that do I need to lose pls hlp
