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Edited by Heron:
8/2/2015 5:58:33 PM
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I'm You From the Past. Give Me Advice.
Bet you thought you'd never see me again.
Any advice, future self?
Edit: [spoiler]Ahh I leave for a few days and I'm swamped with past mes! This is pretty great.[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesDon't start making pedo faces Or burping for like 50 seconds Don't practice burping till you go 100 burps a minute
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11 RepliesEdited by DeadSoul103: 7/16/2015 7:29:10 AMYou will die alone, being abandoned by your family (Your father gets brutally murdered while ironically your mother lives a long life), having no friends (you will never learn the definition of a "friend" you'll observe others and try to imagine what if feels like but at the end you'll never figure it out), your dog dying right in front of your eyes. (A guy walks up to you and shoots your dog while you are out strolling, the dog gets shot first in the two front legs and then you run, after getting to a safe distance you watch the guy kill your dog by shooting his face and afterwards his sides and eventually he gets a knife and jabs it into your dog's neck, blood gushing out, you hearing your dog that never left you cry out as it slowly and painfully dies) [spoiler]....but don't worry, you eventually wake up and realize it was all a dream :D [/spoiler]
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Choose friends wisely. Practice your first year marching band before July practice, trust me. The shame is real ;.; Try to work out more please. I'm fine in the future but loosing some baby fat would help me cut some months.
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Don't break that one kids nose
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Play Don't wizz on the electric fence
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2 RepliesDo not date that awful bitch that is clearly lying to you.
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4 RepliesHow old are you?
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1 ReplyStart working out sooner, keep your hair short
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1 ReplyDon't have a crush on that one girl from 7th grade to 8th grade. You'll regret it.
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1 ReplyEdited by Retro_Spective: 7/19/2015 5:51:28 AMListen to Ray, never play destiny....
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1 ReplyOnce your -blam!- buddy stops texting you back regularly DO NOT RESPOND WHEN THEY DO TEXT YOU.
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7 RepliesWell, current me missed a lot of opportunities so past me or you.......crap I hate time travel stuff....... Forget it, Point is before your English final exam starts you will have a perfect opportunity to ask [REDACTED] (if you are past me you will know) out, if you don't do this (and I will know) I'm going to get a time machine, travel back in time and personally assassinate you......me.......us......person......[ERROR, MICHAEL.EXE HAS STOPPED WORKING]
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3 RepliesDon't cheat
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2 RepliesShoot the waiter not the guy ordering. Also don't over feed your fish...it might die.
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1 ReplyDon't let her drive to your house, go to her.
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1 ReplyWhen the day comes, always remember... Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
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Take the antidote and kill mr skeltal while you still have the chance.
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1 ReplyStop eating so much.
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1 ReplyDon't date Cheyenne..
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1 ReplyYour friends are assholes deal with it
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1 ReplyWhen Natalie ask you to have sex with her, say yes. Don't say no because she wants to be friends with benefits and you've never experienced that before. Just say yes
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1 ReplyKill... Myself? Right? Idk... I'm confused.
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1 ReplyDon't accept candy from that guy in the scary part of town... [spoiler]wasnt candy[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyDon't buy that iPod, it will lead to bad things...
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1 ReplyPut some effort into school!!! Stay with that chick from high school she was a keeper!!! Don't run off and join the f'ing NAVY!!! Stand up to your dad even if he kicks your ass you lil b*tch!!!
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1 ReplyYou're gonna go insane pretty soon. [spoiler]just embrace it it's pretty liberating[/spoiler]
