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Edited by Heron:
8/2/2015 5:58:33 PM
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I'm You From the Past. Give Me Advice.
Bet you thought you'd never see me again.
Any advice, future self?
Edit: [spoiler]Ahh I leave for a few days and I'm swamped with past mes! This is pretty great.[/spoiler]
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Next time you see that douche-canoe, make sure to punch him in the dick.
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7 RepliesDon't talk dirty to Heron! DON'T TALK DIRTY TO HERON!!!
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2 Replies1 dont drive that golf cart. 2 never go to any 8th grade dances. 3 dont date amy. 4 never talk in public.
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5 RepliesDon't buy destiny
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2 RepliesEdited by NIIB uP North: 7/20/2015 7:01:13 PMAll that stupid sh*t you plan on saying don't say it, till you thought through your sentence. [b][u]GOT IT!!![/u][/b]
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1 ReplyDont. Fuсk. Up.
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1 ReplyEdited by Tobito_TheGod: 7/20/2015 3:03:07 PMDon't lose your interest in math like you did in 8th grade, we had fun until they messed up but we never consulted the problem. Also watch out for holes on the field during away games, you most likely can avoid the incident. And don't waste your time with that girl senior year, not worth it.
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1 ReplyHave sex with everyone from the teens group... you look like a guy that most of them are attracted to and they're all young horny and stupid! Then maybe when you get married, the honeymoon night won't be as confusing you scarred noodle!!!
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Dude -blam!- those bitches you turned down!!!
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1 ReplyDid you use the lighter I gave you?
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1 ReplyGo to your high school graduation
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2 RepliesDon't go out with that first girl during freshman year.
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4 RepliesEdited by ILikeTurtles: 7/20/2015 6:35:48 PM- Don't be stupid. - Make sure you choose the right one earlier than expected. - Duck when you see the truck (you're gonna know what I'm talking about). - Start practicing earlier than 6th Grade. - No, your back hurting after 8th Grade graduation is not Spinal Cord Cancer. It was a pulled muscle from working too much. - Become the Batman. - DO NOT PUT YOUR HAND IN THAT BALLOON. IT WASN'T A BALLOON.
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1 ReplyI ain't telling you shit past me, you deal with your own problems
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Hello, yes question, if you're me in the past, but also everyone else in the past. Are we all the same?
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6 RepliesDONT believe them. When a girl says; "I like you", they're lying, dammit! LYING!!!!!!!!!
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4 RepliesDon't tell that one lie to your girlfriend. Don't eat that green M&M... Don't forget to change your oil. Don't believe the nice "lady" by the corner market... Bring extra bullets. When you are walking into Walmart for milk and condoms, be sure to duck when you see the old red Chevy Truck... Don't eat the yellow M&M either... Also, that "balloon" you find is NOT a balloon... You'll thank me later.
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Life is still awesome m8
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1 ReplyDon't be a random dumbass
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2 RepliesI have no past or future me. I am God.
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2 RepliesDon't ever pick up 60$ G's you scrub
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1 ReplyWhen in my past?
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2 RepliesOn July 12th 2015, don't let Bella dog outside, keep her with you all day. [spoiler];-;[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesTake the collar off of Carmine before your sister takes all the dogs to the lake to swim on july 2013 Trust me [spoiler];-;[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyDon't do this to people, not cool ;(
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4 RepliesDon't start making pedo faces Or burping for like 50 seconds Don't practice burping till you go 100 burps a minute
