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Edited by Heron:
8/2/2015 5:58:33 PM
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I'm You From the Past. Give Me Advice.
Bet you thought you'd never see me again.
Any advice, future self?
Edit: [spoiler]Ahh I leave for a few days and I'm swamped with past mes! This is pretty great.[/spoiler]
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Don't ask out Ashley you and your testicles with thank me ask out at emo chubby chick it may seem like I'm crazy for saying that but trust me she gets really hot a year later so go for it
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Don't make fun of that blind kid
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Wait till you said you would. If you don't, it only screws you over.
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You... Are... Not... Alone... [spoiler]Proceeds to die as I leave Heron with my greatest secret on my dieing breath.[/spoiler]
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Write down the winners of the NFL and NBA then go back in time in bet all your money on the winning team
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Invest in Apple!
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Don't show our little brother YouTube when he is 4 just to get him off your back for an hour. [spoiler][b][i][u]BECAUSE YOU SHOWED HIM PEWDIEPIE[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler] You will regret it.
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Stop being an fgt
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Don't go back to Romania
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Cut the red wire, not the green one. [b]The RED one.[/b]
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Stop being a pervert, get a life, do a sport, stop being a kiss ass, stop talking to people, never leave your house, stop looking at people, stop being associated with people, stay away from people (especially girls). Girls only date assholes, don't [b]ever[/b] ask what five nights at Freddy's is. [spoiler][b][u]And most importantly, don't -blam!- it up.[/u][/b][/spoiler]
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Make sure you choose the left box. And never flip that switch
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Ask her out motherf*cker do it
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Edited by Starkiller: 8/2/2015 7:47:38 PMdump your first girlfriend while you can
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Ask her out! you know who I'm talking about!
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Punch harder man I mean cmon
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Invest all of your money in a Swedish gaming company called 'Mojang'.
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Punch him
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-blam!- bitches get money
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F--k her right in the Pu--y!
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1 ReplyDon't get married! Find a job you actually like! Lick the nipples!
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2 RepliesPut all the money you have in under armour. I put $100+ in its now worth $1500+
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1 ReplyBetter not talk and look stu~pid than talk and prove it Also don't back down and yell a lot
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6 RepliesJuly is good, but august is rubbish, stay indoors. (Oh I wish I could remeber the quote that I m thinking of with 100% accuracy >.<)
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Work harder and have a 3 sum with kari and Sara
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1 ReplyGo to school idiot
