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Edited by irishfreak:
7/23/2015 9:37:46 AM
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I dare you...
Try to make me salty. I [i]double[/i] dare you. Bet nothing you say can make me react in a negative way. Try your best, Guardians!
EDIT: I feel I have an unfair advantage, so I'll give you some ammo:
I am a ginger
I live in Australia
I have yet to visit the Lighthouse
First person to invoke some salt within me gets an as yet undecided prize of my choosing*.
[spoiler]*prize will likely be nothing of value or desire, most likely a kind word or encouraging slogan.[/spoiler]
EDIT: To those apologising or saying jk, it's ok. Not necessary. I asked for this, I don't expect anyone to be nice. ;D
EDIT 15/07 @appx11:55pm: Alright guys, it's been an absolute [i]hoot[/i], but I've got to go to sleep now. Keep those salt covered snacks coming my way, and I'll keep chowing down. :D
I'll strive to reply to everyone, but I'm only one man. Cut me some slack! Night, Guardians.
EDIT 16/07 @4:37pm: Alright guys, end of day two for me, and this little experiment has turned into more of a game than anything. Got some really creative and humourous methods being employed here, and some especially devious ones to try to prod me into salt-mode ;). Keep at it, guys, and I'll get around to replying some time tomorrow. Peace!
EDIT 17/07 @5:30PM: So, it would seem I underestimated the amount of people that would attempt to give rise to the sodium chloride within me. Because of this, I am unable to reply to every person, unless I was to employ an army of super-intelligent chameleons who had a WPM of 90 and above. And let's face it, chameleons, super-intelligent it not, can't type faster than 85 WPM, and that just isn't acceptable.
So, taking that into account, I will only be able to reply to a small amount of you. Had to turn the notifications off on my phone, as it was going flat within an hour with the amount of insults hurled my way! Impressive feat, Guardians!
Feel free to play amongst yourselves, though. But remember to keep it classy, guys and gals. Wouldn't want anyone to succumb to Ninja justice on account of me. ;)
Have fun!
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1 ReplyDo you know the Australian kiss?
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1 ReplyDarude: sandstorm
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6 RepliesChristmas noob.
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6 RepliesYou just got rick'ed roll'ed, what will you do?
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2 RepliesToo much salt
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2 RepliesEdited by a hobbit: 7/16/2015 6:45:13 AM[url=http://m.imgur.com/gallery/IBSaBAo];)_______[/url] Edit link was too hard to click
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4 RepliesDoes it hurt knowing that you'll never be able to perform jazz? You just ain't got enough soul. [spoiler]budum tissss[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesAre you on 369?
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2 RepliesIs it true that people who suffer from GINGERvitis have no souls? Im only going off what eric cartman preaches so i wanna know if his gospel is true...
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4 RepliesAn Aussie Ginger who has such a POS life that he has to ask a bunch of random guys to insult him because its the only way people are willing to talk to you. Ten steps below a blind disabled pedophile from New Zealand.
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2 RepliesPointless exercise, you're ginger and so have no soul, and leave that sheep alone, you baaad boy
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23 RepliesGinger cûnt
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2 RepliesDad: son, I think it's time to tell you the truth Son: what is it dad? Dad: you were only created because I had a weak pull out game Son: dad what's a pull out game Dad: sorry son forgot you were a 30 year old virgin
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7 Replies3415 LOL Grimoire.
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6 RepliesMost people are grossed out by gingers. People find then annoying and ugly. Because of this pretty much birth defect, you're not going to be loved much. Girls are going to be repulsed and many other guys will make fun of you. I'd be so depressed if I was ginger... gross xD no offense brah
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1 ReplyNice hat
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2 RepliesFist me daddy c;
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3 RepliesYou chose tony abbot
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1 ReplyI do believe we have a vulcan on our hands. Logic dictates nothing you say will offend our get a rise out of this guy. Good way to be man. Your thread is irrelevant, shouldn't have wasted your time or energy.
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3 RepliesObama did 9/11
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6 RepliesEdited by Ghost of Sparta: 7/16/2015 6:26:37 AMJoking babe <3
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6 RepliesDarude Sandstorm
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1 ReplyCocodrile dundee sucks dicks OK I won Just accept it, game over
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6 RepliesWhich trials weapon do you want when you do get to the lighthouse?
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1 ReplyWell, before I try I give up. Because you can't get salty, and if you can't get salty that means you don't have a soul. Oh wait... How many freckles do you have?
