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Edited by irishfreak:
7/23/2015 9:37:46 AM
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I dare you...
Try to make me salty. I [i]double[/i] dare you. Bet nothing you say can make me react in a negative way. Try your best, Guardians!
EDIT: I feel I have an unfair advantage, so I'll give you some ammo:
I am a ginger
I live in Australia
I have yet to visit the Lighthouse
First person to invoke some salt within me gets an as yet undecided prize of my choosing*.
[spoiler]*prize will likely be nothing of value or desire, most likely a kind word or encouraging slogan.[/spoiler]
EDIT: To those apologising or saying jk, it's ok. Not necessary. I asked for this, I don't expect anyone to be nice. ;D
EDIT 15/07 @appx11:55pm: Alright guys, it's been an absolute [i]hoot[/i], but I've got to go to sleep now. Keep those salt covered snacks coming my way, and I'll keep chowing down. :D
I'll strive to reply to everyone, but I'm only one man. Cut me some slack! Night, Guardians.
EDIT 16/07 @4:37pm: Alright guys, end of day two for me, and this little experiment has turned into more of a game than anything. Got some really creative and humourous methods being employed here, and some especially devious ones to try to prod me into salt-mode ;). Keep at it, guys, and I'll get around to replying some time tomorrow. Peace!
EDIT 17/07 @5:30PM: So, it would seem I underestimated the amount of people that would attempt to give rise to the sodium chloride within me. Because of this, I am unable to reply to every person, unless I was to employ an army of super-intelligent chameleons who had a WPM of 90 and above. And let's face it, chameleons, super-intelligent it not, can't type faster than 85 WPM, and that just isn't acceptable.
So, taking that into account, I will only be able to reply to a small amount of you. Had to turn the notifications off on my phone, as it was going flat within an hour with the amount of insults hurled my way! Impressive feat, Guardians!
Feel free to play amongst yourselves, though. But remember to keep it classy, guys and gals. Wouldn't want anyone to succumb to Ninja justice on account of me. ;)
Have fun!
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3 RepliesYou have ugly shoes!
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3 RepliesYou spelt your name wrong
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12 RepliesI would but I just don't care about you or this idiocy. Just another trash post littering the forums for no -blam!-ing reason. KYS IRL.
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5 RepliesYour cool again :)
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2 RepliesYou're an Australian Ginger who has never been to the Lighthouse! [spoiler]...aww come on buddy I didn't mean to say those things. It was just in the heat of the moment ya know? How about we make up and go get some ice cream? Oh you want sprinkles? Sprinkles are only for winners who have gone to the Lighthouse! [/spoiler]
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2 RepliesI'd order u some coffee but u need frou-frou I'll pay don't worry I save you the embarrassment Or maybe you'll pay don't worry I like my coffe with a small amount of cream no sugar so it's cheap
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10 RepliesYou're on a video game forum rated for teens begging for people to talk about you.
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2 RepliesHere this should do the job [url=https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ] how to make someone salty[/url]
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2 RepliesEdited by Mikebroad99: 7/17/2015 12:02:36 PMThey are nerfing ghorn and black hammer
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1 ReplyEverything I feel about you. You can listen to it here: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xBUIhF40uwM
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1 ReplyYou already are salty, egging us on like that you obviously aren't calm. By giving us shit to throw at you (or attempt to) you are basically looking for a fight. You don't have to be salty over anything in particular but you're salty that you've not been in enough internet arguments and feel you are missing out on something. Therefore this is impossible to win because you can't be changed to a state you are in already.
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1 ReplyWhat do you get when you cross a cross dresser and a crossroad? A red headed Australian ginger 😂
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9 RepliesAlso. I hope youre a legit ginger and not some fake af "daywalker" a true ginger posses these qualities: Red hair, naturally Freckles Light skin Blue eyes If you lack one of these features. You are unfortunately a daywalker and you have no right to consider your self as a ginger.
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4 RepliesGo hang yourself with the rope that's on sale at Walmart your pore, worthless bastard.
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Nice man
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3 RepliesI will pour salt on your mental state. Now you're salty.
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1 Reply[b][i][u]DINGO GOT MY BABY[/u][/i][/b]
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1 ReplyAustralia have to pay the most of TTK enxpansion
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1 ReplyOh what a coincidence this thread was! I couldn't decide which dessert I wanted but thanks to you I've chosen carrot cake.
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1 ReplyDo i get a ron weasley meme....
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1 ReplyYou're a kind guy
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1 ReplyEdited by Ninja Naranja: 7/16/2015 6:48:07 AMI got 2 Ghorns today Edit: I am a ginger too! Also have not gone to the lighthouse yet. Still need a good 3rd player
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1 ReplyDo u like my emblems?
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3 RepliesSo, based on your 3 pieces of information...you're a furfag. Fat, angry, kangaroo lover.
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4 RepliesD; omg a ginger austrailian?! You're my dream come true!!!
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1 ReplyDo you know the Australian kiss?
