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Edited by irishfreak:
7/23/2015 9:37:46 AM
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I dare you...
Try to make me salty. I [i]double[/i] dare you. Bet nothing you say can make me react in a negative way. Try your best, Guardians!
EDIT: I feel I have an unfair advantage, so I'll give you some ammo:
I am a ginger
I live in Australia
I have yet to visit the Lighthouse
First person to invoke some salt within me gets an as yet undecided prize of my choosing*.
[spoiler]*prize will likely be nothing of value or desire, most likely a kind word or encouraging slogan.[/spoiler]
EDIT: To those apologising or saying jk, it's ok. Not necessary. I asked for this, I don't expect anyone to be nice. ;D
EDIT 15/07 @appx11:55pm: Alright guys, it's been an absolute [i]hoot[/i], but I've got to go to sleep now. Keep those salt covered snacks coming my way, and I'll keep chowing down. :D
I'll strive to reply to everyone, but I'm only one man. Cut me some slack! Night, Guardians.
EDIT 16/07 @4:37pm: Alright guys, end of day two for me, and this little experiment has turned into more of a game than anything. Got some really creative and humourous methods being employed here, and some especially devious ones to try to prod me into salt-mode ;). Keep at it, guys, and I'll get around to replying some time tomorrow. Peace!
EDIT 17/07 @5:30PM: So, it would seem I underestimated the amount of people that would attempt to give rise to the sodium chloride within me. Because of this, I am unable to reply to every person, unless I was to employ an army of super-intelligent chameleons who had a WPM of 90 and above. And let's face it, chameleons, super-intelligent it not, can't type faster than 85 WPM, and that just isn't acceptable.
So, taking that into account, I will only be able to reply to a small amount of you. Had to turn the notifications off on my phone, as it was going flat within an hour with the amount of insults hurled my way! Impressive feat, Guardians!
Feel free to play amongst yourselves, though. But remember to keep it classy, guys and gals. Wouldn't want anyone to succumb to Ninja justice on account of me. ;)
Have fun!
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3 RepliesSos your face.
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1 ReplyYour mother does not smell very well. Yeah take that. Im sorry please don't tell my mom I said that.
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1 ReplyGingers with no souls have no chance of getting to the Lighthouse from Australia nub. Geeeeit guuud
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2 RepliesYou look cute today
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4 RepliesApologizing, not apologising. The red squiggly line underneath the word means it is spelt wrong.
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2 RepliesFrench fries
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1 ReplyI got the Thorn and Invective bounty in less than 2 days
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6 RepliesNiqqer niqqer double niqqer
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1 Replyyou're the one who everyone kicks the most on "kick a ginger" day
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I was going to make a cricket related joke, but then I realised Australia are better than England :'(
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1 ReplyYou actually seem nicer than most people in the community. +1 for you
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2 RepliesAn Australian scrub lord ginger... A rare species indeed
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1 ReplyEdited by La Creatura: 7/15/2015 5:07:14 PMGod I hope the [url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url] kill all of you Australians if the animals in your country don't do it first. Also you might need water for your flaming head [spoiler]dont mean this just wanna bring the salt[/spoiler]
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5 Replies10 raid completions? You should try playing the game some time. It can actually be fun.
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1 ReplyNew Zealand is way better.
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3 RepliesSkrub [spoiler]REEEEEEKKKTTT[/spoiler]
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6 RepliesTo be honest, I think this kid is just looking for attention as he cant get any in real life or on other forums. Just a casual noob guys, don't waste your time
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5 RepliesYour mother hates you, you have no soul, you have failed Australia in the fact that you can't kill anything to get to the lighthouse even though everyone else can kill you and your family. Your -blam!-ing absolute trash, you probaly failed multiple grades in school, and you can't go to college because of how stupid you are, your dead grandparents are ashamed of you. You probaly live off of goverment support, go die
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1 Reply... . ....../ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ＿ノ ヽ ノ ＼＿ `/ `/ ⌒Ｙ⌒ Ｙ ヽ ( (三ヽ人 / | | ﾉ⌒＼ ￣￣ヽ ノ ヽ＿＿＿＞､＿＿_／ ｜( 王 ﾉ〈 /ﾐ`ー―彡ヽ / ヽ_／ my memes are more dank
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10 Repliesthis isnt an attempt to get you salty or whatever but based on this post i have to ask.. do you cut yourself? why ask people to be mean to you?
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1 ReplyI hope you get -blam!- by a kangaroo , and may God have mercy on your soul .... Oh wait , you're a ginger . At least you don't need a soul to get to the lighthouse .
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10 RepliesEdited by LynxD3stiny: 7/15/2015 1:21:17 PMYou been to the outback mate? I've heard people dump gingers there to die. [spoiler]Im not really trying. And of course I don't mean it.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesHi...........let the salt flow through your veins. I have obviously won....
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3 RepliesDo you have rabbits in Australia
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8 RepliesYou were adopted and no one loves you . . . [url=http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThisIsForEmphasisBitch]bitch[/url].
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5 RepliesYou don't have a Gjallarhorn
