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Edited by irishfreak:
7/23/2015 9:37:46 AM
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I dare you...
Try to make me salty. I [i]double[/i] dare you. Bet nothing you say can make me react in a negative way. Try your best, Guardians!
EDIT: I feel I have an unfair advantage, so I'll give you some ammo:
I am a ginger
I live in Australia
I have yet to visit the Lighthouse
First person to invoke some salt within me gets an as yet undecided prize of my choosing*.
[spoiler]*prize will likely be nothing of value or desire, most likely a kind word or encouraging slogan.[/spoiler]
EDIT: To those apologising or saying jk, it's ok. Not necessary. I asked for this, I don't expect anyone to be nice. ;D
EDIT 15/07 @appx11:55pm: Alright guys, it's been an absolute [i]hoot[/i], but I've got to go to sleep now. Keep those salt covered snacks coming my way, and I'll keep chowing down. :D
I'll strive to reply to everyone, but I'm only one man. Cut me some slack! Night, Guardians.
EDIT 16/07 @4:37pm: Alright guys, end of day two for me, and this little experiment has turned into more of a game than anything. Got some really creative and humourous methods being employed here, and some especially devious ones to try to prod me into salt-mode ;). Keep at it, guys, and I'll get around to replying some time tomorrow. Peace!
EDIT 17/07 @5:30PM: So, it would seem I underestimated the amount of people that would attempt to give rise to the sodium chloride within me. Because of this, I am unable to reply to every person, unless I was to employ an army of super-intelligent chameleons who had a WPM of 90 and above. And let's face it, chameleons, super-intelligent it not, can't type faster than 85 WPM, and that just isn't acceptable.
So, taking that into account, I will only be able to reply to a small amount of you. Had to turn the notifications off on my phone, as it was going flat within an hour with the amount of insults hurled my way! Impressive feat, Guardians!
Feel free to play amongst yourselves, though. But remember to keep it classy, guys and gals. Wouldn't want anyone to succumb to Ninja justice on account of me. ;)
Have fun!
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3 RepliesQ: What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? A: At least a brick gets laid. Q: Why are the Harry Potter films unrealistic? A: A ginger kid has 2 friends! Q: Why are ginger kids lucky? A: They get their own room when they stay at Michael Jackson's house Q: Why do redheads take the pill? A: Wishful thinking. Q: What's shorter than an Asian's dick? A: a Ginger's temper. Q: What book will never make a woman wet? A: 50 Shades of Ginger. Q: What's the difference between this joke and sex? A: Gingers will get this joke Q: Why are gingers like guns? A: Keep one around long enough, and you re goin to want to shoot it. Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic KKK member? A: He went around killing gingers. A Doctor goes into a hospital ward to see a pregnant lady, who has had terrible stomach cramps and fears for the unborn child... "Well, my dear, there's good news and bad news. We've run some tests and the bad news is that your baby has ginger hair." "Oh no!" she replies, "what's the good news?" The Doctor replies, "it's dead."
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2 RepliesVladimir Putin has more emotions than you
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1 ReplyZoidberg is cooler than you are.
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4 RepliesFück your mom. Fück your dad. Fück your grandparents.
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1 ReplyHow in the name of Allah have I played with u for the last 10 months and never knew u were ginger!? This explains almost everything except for the box of tim-tams I never recieved. I always thought the gingers to be well-organized chaps with whom one could place their faith in a simple request being followed through with. Obviously I was mistaken! G'day mate!
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1 ReplyThe only thing that would make you salty is if no one replied.
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1 Replyhttps://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/139249649/0/0 Cum @ me bro I be makin you saltyer then the sea
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I hope you realize it's almost mentally impossible to make someone when salty when they want people to try and make them salty
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Already had three gallys, but in first week of HoW got another which immediately got dismantled, got a total of 12 rams and 11 celestial nighthawks, and legit use thorn + hammer forged felwinter
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I'm sure it's been said more than once, but I'll reiterate; gingers have no soul. So since you're incapable of emotion, this is an impossible task.
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you are a beutiful person. take that
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I have a bag of fries just waiting for someone to make you salty.
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3 RepliesYou came here just to look for attention, try getting some friends... Maybe then you can actually get 7 wins without losing more than 1 (don't forget boons!). How can someone be so bad at destiny but yet continue to play? Do you play for the repetitive PvE content? go find something better to do with your time! You freckle ridden walking disaster
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Im all out of salt right now...so how about some pepper instead?
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1 ReplyYour ginger and live in oz? Ouch! I'm ginger and live in UK and get sunburn off a crescent moon
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1 ReplyHi ginger.
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1 ReplyI have some really good Yo Mama jokes but I don't want my reputation tarnished.
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Your cricket team isn't as good as it used to be and rugby league is for pussys.
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2 Replieswow you prolly think you're cool for making this post. And your prize is obviously crap. Please take a seat because you're lower than a peasant. You're a pleb.
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1 ReplyI -blam!-ing hate attention whores like this guy they think they're so cool but really their just -blam!- so can people stop replying to this post so we can see real posts instead of this bullshit
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2 RepliesIf only I could say the words with out censorship.
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2 RepliesI don't care where you live. I don't care what color your hair is. And I'm sure no one cares that you don't feel like trying hard at a family video game to go 9-0 in the trials of o' so serious. However, I do care about making sure that if anyone was to make you salty, it should not be me. I will instead be the water to the NaCl levels of your bloodstream, (no matter how anti-salty they may be) and dissolve the shizzle out of it. I'm sure deep down you are a laid back individual thoroughly enjoying your time reading people obnoxiously over-exaggerate insults in an extremely feeble attempt to make a line of text with a profile angry. Why don't you go do something productive with your time? Read a book that inspires you, not comments that drag you down. Maybe go for a jog or explore the town, there's a lot you could do rather than infest your mind with hate. This coming from a gamer who just cares. The beauty in life can't viewed from behind a wall of negativity. Stay chill my friend -The Most Interesting Raccoon Alive.
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[quote]Try to make me salty. I [i]double[/i] dare you. Bet nothing you say can make me react in a negative way. Try your best, Guardians! EDIT: I feel I have an unfair advantage, so I'll give you some ammo: I am a ginger I live in Australia I have yet to visit the Lighthouse First person to invoke some salt within me gets an as yet undecided prize of my choosing*. [spoiler]*prize will likely be nothing of value or desire, most likely a kind word or encouraging slogan.[/spoiler] EDIT: To those apologising or saying jk, it's ok. Not necessary. I asked for this, I don't expect anyone to be nice. ;D EDIT 15/07 @appx11:55pm: Alright guys, it's been an absolute [i]hoot[/i], but I've got to go to sleep now. Keep those salt covered snacks coming my way, and I'll keep chowing down. :D I'll strive to reply to everyone, but I'm only one man. Cut me some slack! Night, Guardians. EDIT 16/07 @4:37pm: Alright guys, end of day two for me, and this little experiment has turned into more of a game than anything. Got some really creative and humourous methods being employed here, and some especially devious ones to try to prod me into salt-mode ;). Keep at it, guys, and I'll get around to replying some time tomorrow. Peace! EDIT 17/07 @5:30PM: So, it would seem I underestimated the amount of people that would attempt to give rise to the sodium chloride within me. Because of this, I am unable to reply to every person, unless I was to employ an army of super-intelligent chameleons who had a WPM of 90 and above. And let's face it, chameleons, super-intelligent it not, can't type faster than 85 WPM, and that just isn't acceptable. So, taking that into account, I will only be able to reply to a small amount of you. Had to turn the notifications off on my phone, as it was going flat within an hour with the amount of insults hurled my way! Impressive feat, Guardians! Feel free to play amongst yourselves, though. But remember to keep it classy, guys and gals. Wouldn't want anyone to succumb to Ninja justice on account of me. ;) Have fun![/quote] :)
