"do pigs eat seeds?" also this next one wasn't at school but it was over homework in grade 2 or something dad: *looks over homework* that is not how you spell night it is spelt N-I-T-E me: no it is spelt N-I-G-H-T dad: no im older than you i should know me: it is spelt with a GHT dad: just spelt it how i told you mom: what's going on? dad: *explains it all* mom: .... night is spelt N-I-G-H-T your spelling it wrong dad: .... oh