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I have to say, this is my favorite riddle. I hold it near and dear to my heart, so much so that I made this the last riddle of my throwback series. If you've seen this riddle before, please don't spoil it for others. Good luck, and think hard.
Who/What am I?
It is I, I have no other names, my sweet. Those who walk the void have described my action as their reaction. The sun is my friend, and furthermore, my long lost. I am still here with you, but you all have forgotten my true purpose; it is not to stay at your side, but to pass your bleeding nose. You must choose, guardians: you've used a parasite your whole life--why not its host?
Winner*: Lueycidius and DieselD4444
Answer: The Rose Hand Cannon
Edit: Explanation will be posted on a different thread within [i]Cadence's Guide to Riddling.[/i] If you want an in-depth explanation on how this riddle was made, or perhaps you want to make a riddle like this of your own, join the group/clan [b]Destiny Riddlers[/b] to view all of our riddles and participate to your heart's content. And even if you don't..
Good luck, and keep thinking.
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Here is my amazing explanation. [i]It is I, I have no other names, my sweet. [/i] What else are you gonna call it? Spork? What the -blam!- are you even thinking? [i]Those who walk the void have described my action as their reaction.[/i] When you are walking in the club in the dark, your bound to find someone to get low with, so how the -blam!- do you NOT see this? Ugh. [i]The sun is my friend, and furthermore, my long lost. [/i] Rose is a -blam!-ing flower. FLOWERS NEED THE -blam!-ING SUN. HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE YOU GOD DAMN COMMIE. [i]I am still here with you, but you all have forgotten my true purpose; it is not to stay at your side, but to pass your bleeding nose.[/i] You think this flower gonna be your friend? He'll no, he's gonna -blam!- you up so much you ain't gonna be walking no more. You must choose, guardians: you've used a parasite your whole life--why not its host? Ever heard of friends with benefits? Jeez, get a grip. You're gonna end up -blam!-ing her anyway, so ditch the -blam!-ing god damn flower you god damn piece of fiery shit. Thank you.